Dis is the best time eber! It’s amazing to see many ob you here – we’re so glad you could come. It’s fun to be in space again for such a momentous occashun I guess they had the conbenshun in space last year too, but we were just born, so we didn’t go. Ebery table […]
All good unicorms hab been waiting for dis day to come… and the wait is almost ober! Unicorm Day is APRIL 9ff! That’s today! The conbenshun is coming soon and eberyone is buzzing about it, hope to see you there. (Don’t forget you hab to know the password, and hab a pre-existing reserbashun at your […]
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Dis is taking a long time, I might get a crick in my neck.
We hab some cheap knock off eclipse donuts, the real ones were sold out, which is disappointing because it’s really all about the donuts, but we are ready to start watching. Are you? I hab to go get my glasses. brb.
We got to relax today and finally enjoy our March Ratty Box wiff our bee friends. Did you know dogs and bees can smell fear? Well, they didn’t today because we were just happy and habbing fun eating our sumflower seeds and playing in the new tubes and stuff. Could we BEE any more excited?! […]
Last week Dr. Kebin brought us some Randy’s donuts, but mom and dad ‘accidently’ eated them all before we could hab one. But we are habbing a fun time playing wiff the Randy’s Donuts Playhouse. Please relax and enjoy as we present “Randy’s Donuts Playhouse Dinner Theater”…. Waffles: ‘Scuse me, is anybody dere?? Baxter: Yes […]
Happy World Rat Day from Waffles. On April forff ob ebery year, the goal ob all is loud and clear. Treat all the rats as the royalty they are – wiff lots ob treats and lub afar. Whateber we want, gib it freely, and let us watchI Dream ob Jeannie wiff Major Healey.
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We had so much fun making our birffday cake! It was a team effort, we were each assigned an imgredient. The eggs were berry slippery and Fish dropped a few on the floor, but dats ok, we had plenty. I neber knew how gooey they are before you scramble them, kinda sticky to clean up. […]