Rat Stuff
I was habbing a croissant dis morning and finking about rat stuff.
Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)
Hide and Seek
We are playing hide and seek today, and I don’t fink they will eber find me!! I blend right in. You probably can’t eben see me, but it’s me Waffles, I’m right in front ob you! 🤣🤣🤣
Taking his shot at Broadway
Well, you know what? If you neber try to make your dreams come true, they neber will, so I’m writing to ebery producer on (and off) Broadway to see if they want to inbest in my show “Baxter Wiff a B”. It’s berry good and I know it would be a hit! Hopefully one ob […]
Wheat Grass
We hab grass. We can’t talk now… (Fanks Aunt Minae!)
Soup Anyone?
We are going to make soup for eberyone! It sooths your soul. I hope you like tomato. You want some? You can hab grilled cheese toast sticks wiff it if you want, but it will take a few more minutes. (fanks to our aunt Molly for helping us wiff dis pic)
Chef Barry
Remember when we sent mom to get us some skeeti? Well, she got some, and I’m going to make it. You want to know how? First, bring a big pot ob salted water to a boil. You should probably hab someone halp you wiff the stove. Then when it’s boiling, put it in, but be […]
Babar, is dat you?
BAXTER: “We’re baaaack! And we hab elefant meat!” WAFFLES: “No, we hab chicken dat looks like elefant..” FISH: “Gibbme some!” REUBEN: “It’s Babar, dat makes me sad, I liked him.” BARRY: “It’s just chicken, Babar is fine. I promise.” Did Babar appear on the chicken thigh?? You be the judge.