Dr. Kebin sent the boys a baseball, and fings hab debeloped quickly. The Pizza Rat League has officially announced open practice. Spring training started a little chaotically, but the boys showed real promise. Reuben stepped up first, calmly holding down the ball like a seasoned pro. Scouts described his style as “thoughtful wiff surprising hustle”. […]
Today we hab a banana, and it started out just fine, then devolbed into childish name calling, and I was finking we are are more mature than dis, but it turns out we are not.
The bacation hadn’t started out quite how we’d imagined – in the middle ob a blizzard. There had been a little too much trabel, a little too much noise, WAY too much snow wiff freezing temps, and not nearly enuff qwiet corners to sit and fink. I could tell he was doing that polite Reuben […]
Reuben picked the wrong time for his birffday bacation. Back home it’s warm, calm, and absolutely balmy… and here he is, standing in dirty snow dat has clearly seen fings, wondering how his life choices led to this exact moment. His scarf is stylish, but thin, his hat is decorative at best, and his birthday […]
“Barry Barometer here…reporting remotely for Marty News Network in the middle ob a blizzard. It’s really cold and the power might go out, so make sure you hab some room temperature snacks ready for the next few days. Crackers. Dry cereal. That one snack you don’t really like but will eat because it’s there. Do […]
What was in the box?? The crystal ducks came from a place Reuben would hab lubbed—long before they eber landed on his birffday table. They’re from a tiny riverside market tucked between cobblestones, where the air smells like sugar and warm bread and time mobes a little slower. A glassmaker there works at dawn, when […]
Yesterday Dougie brought ober a beautiful card and cake decoration his illustrator made for me, plus our friend Aimee brought me a present. I feel so lubbed, birffdays are pretty good, we should hab them more often! Fank you eberybody for making it such a special day!!