Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)

Unicorm Conbenshun 2026

The unicorms gathered from across the globe on this day ob celebrashun, each one arribing wiff a soft clop, a shimmer, or in one dramatic case, a full somersault through a ring ob sparkles (he insisted it was “standard protocol”). They whispered the password at the velvet-draped entrance—“glitter never forgets”— and were admitted into the […]

The Officshul Portrait

This time… it’s Fish and Barry’s turn to turn 3. Fish arrived ready to celebrate immediately—eyes on the whipped cream, fully committed, no notes. There is no “waiting politely” in his birthday philosophy. There is only joy and access. He allowed 60 seconds for the portrait to be taken, and he was ready to go! […]

The Banity Fair Party

Fish had not planned to stop on the carpet. Technically speaking, Fish had berry important work to do inside. Word had already reached him—fru a highly reliable source (a waiter carrying a tray past the lobby)—that the after-party contained multiple cheese stations. Multiple. Stations. This informashun had nearly short-circuited his brain. Still, as he hurried […]

The Oscars

Reuben had neber been to the Oscars before. In fact, Reuben preferred places that smelled like warm bread and qwiet mornings, not red carpets and thousands ob flashing cameras. But tonight was different. Tonight he was there for Baxter. Baxter wiff a B had been nominated for Best Broadway Adaptation for the Screen, and although […]