I hearby call to order the first meeting ob the Internashunal Bizess Conbenshun ob Unicorms. Do we have any new bizness other than discussing Milo’s transpositional weekday juxtipacashun theory to see if we can lessen the burden ob Mondays? Maybe we can see if there are other issues after snack time. Who brought the donuts? […]
We receibed our sample ballots and boter infomashun dis weekend!! I’m so proud to see my name in there. Fanks to all you hab been boting for me already, and continue to bote, bote, bote for Team Fibbs!!
We hab been busy sending out this years calemdars! Many ob you hab ordered them, and they are on the way. I can’t belieb my brothers slipped dis one in there wiffout me knowing. Oh well, I look pretty cute in jail. Get your order in, sometimes we order more, sometimes they run out – […]
Dear Milo, Wimbley, and Fibbs, Hey guys. This is my new friend Steve! He’s one of the aliems who came and picked me up the other day. Thank you so much for helping me make crop circles in Nebraska and Missouri). Without you three and Larry, I would have never been bisited by the aliems. […]
We worked hard on shipping calemdars today! Internashunal Bizness always works better wiff teamwork, and today was no exceptshun. Wimbley read out the order to me, then I would print the label and make sure it sticks to the enbelope… Then if it needed extra stickers, Flat Milo would hand it up to me, and […]
It’s me on a calemdar!! Hahaha… I look pretty good. Dat was when I was waiting for aliems. Now it seems like I hab known Larry foreber. (you can look all the calemdar options here if you want to)
Hai eberyone. It’s me, Wimby. Dats my nickname my mom calls me sometimes. I feel so much better and am back to my old self. My legs are a little draggy, but dats ok, the rest ob me is really strong and I still get around just fine. I eben eat most ob my medisin […]
My opponents must be getting desperate. I refuse to stoop to their lebel. But dis makes me mad!!