Presidentshul Embarrassment
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Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)
Foreber Donut
My friends Molly and Ena sent me a package and I was so excited when I saw it was a donut!! Then I tasted it, and it tasted awful kind of like you would imagine a squishy worm would taste. Then secret serbice read the note and said it was an ormnament for our tree. […]
Dr. Kebin
Dr. Kebin came to bisit me today. He got past secret serbice pretty easily because he had donuts. He got to take a picture wiff me because they were Randy’s Donuts, and eberybody knows those are the best kind.
Reporting for duty
“Good Morning Mr. President, sir… I am reporting for duty. What do you need done today? Shall I clean your hats? Wash your cage bars? Help you execute an executib order? Whateber you need Mr. President.” P.S. Dis Chummy (aka Hilton)
Breakfast Cereal
I lub sharing breakfast wiff my mom. We are habbing wice krispies. Oh noes…it’s all gone! I’m still hungry.
Fibbs Frost Friday Forecast
Dis President Fibbs Frost here. Back in the studio. I was going to hang up my forecasting days, but Hurricame Irma heading toward Florida is berry serious. (My mom had a great aunt named Erma, but she spelled it wiff an “E”). Anyhow, big timey winds and lots ob rain are going to happen. Floods, […]
Help Hurricame Harbey Animals
Hai Eberybody. Dis President Fibbs. You hab probably heard about Hurricame Harbey, and lots ob animals (and people too) hab been displaced and lost. We want to help them, so I was finkin, how can I help them more? You can help us help them too! We hab created a Hurricame relief package ob enamel […]