Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)

A public serbice annoucement…

Hai!  It’s me, the Candy Came Elf wiff a public serbice announcement.  Dis holiday season can be berry stressful and you can get bizzy running around trying to do so many fings.  It’s important to be nice to yours”elf” and take care to stay hydrated wiff a tasty beberage.   (two pics)

Wanna holiday kiss??

I am habbing a kissing boof tonight and tomorrow only!  Please make an orderly line to the left. I will accept donuts, yogies, nanner chips or monies.  Ok, who wants some kisses!?!? Dis Cosmo.

Bean vs. the Shady Chicken from Belgium

Dis giant chicken from Belgium showed up today, and he refused to state his intenshuns, so to protect my mom and brothers I had to go on the offense.  You know how those shady chickens are.  Can’t be trusted. Hmmmmm.  Kinda tasty.  Tastes like chicken! Fank you Alix!!