Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)

We got donuts!!

We got donuts in the mail dis week!  They came from Portland, so they might be boo doo donuts, but maybe not.  Donuts make a wonderful present, dats just science.  These get the Candy Came Elf stamp ob approbal.   Fank you Hilary Price!! (ummm…scuse me Cosmo, you got yogies in your teef.)

Oh hai

Hai eberybody!  I’m just saying hai for a minute, Cosmo is starting to feel better, but we are taking it easy today and resting and taking naps and stuff.  Fanks for all the well wishes, they seem to be working!  Apparently he needs to be baporized a couple times a day, and he wasn’t abducted, […]

Halp!!

Halp!!  Hey you…can you hear me??  yes…you.  I fink I hab been kidnapped and they are trying to baperize me!  So far its not working, I’m just getting damp – the settings must be off – but could you get me outta here or call my brothers to come sabe me?  

Weekend Diversion

Dis MM.  As many of you know sometimes our little ratties like to surprise us with medical emergencies, and this weekend, it was Cosmo that decided to divert our weekend plans.  He was a little lethargic Sunday morning and I had no idea what was wrong – everything seemed ok the day before – plenty […]

Candy Came Patch

Hai.  I went to a Christmas tree farm today because i heard fru the elf grapebine that they hab a candy came patch here.  It cant hurt to stock up so I dont run out.  The boys are coming later wiff our truck to help bring some home.  I hab deputized them as elbes so […]

Candy Came Elf News Bulletin

Oh hai.  Dis the Candy Came Elf!  I just wanted to let you know, in case you hab been waiting to get a calemdar – we are running berry low on wall calemdars!  Trabel and Adbenture is already sold out, and we only hab one Art calemdar left.  Memes and Rats in Hats are less […]