Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)
I’m wabing a flag!
Please call nine-elebenty. In case you can’t tell, dis Nickels.
The Robots are Taking Ober
I keep hearing on the news dat the robots are taking ober! Well, fankfully dis is a retro robot and poses no threat ob taking ober or replacing us – but he is adorable! Dis is our new friend. He comes from @billsretrorobots – Bill makes lots ob really cute, non-lethal and threatening robots. Phew….
MSOB – Tape, the lesser adhesibe
Dis week we are learning about tape. It’s a lesser adhesibe, eberyone knows staples are better, but you need to know how to do tape for some fings, and if you don’t hab a stapler.
Monday
dis Bert. I am not prepared for Monday, I can’t find a sock, but I fink if I stay under here I will be safe. Could you bring me a snack?
House Call
Last week we had our first bet bisit. Just to make sure eberyfing looks good, which ob course it does. Our faborite bet does house calls now, so she came to see us in our office ob Internashunal Bizness! It was a nice bisit, she listened to our hearts and checked us out all ober, […]
Boys are Back
The boys are back home from the Unicorm Conbenshun. They had a great time and Bert has materialized to about 50%. I’m sure by later tonight he will be back to normal. We’ll keep his formula, but I put it on a high shelf, as I don’t need a bunch ob inbisible rats running around […]
Unicorm Conbenshun – Afternoon Sesshun
We broke for lunch (we had scrambled eggs and boo berries), and shortly after we came back to the afternoon sesshun we were futher discussing unicorm matters, and we noticed Bert had become inbisible! We fink the juice he was working on habs gone awry. Maybe we needs some school before we try to make […]
The 2021 Unicorm Conbenshun
It was a cloudy morning as Bert rushed into the non-descript building, going past security, and uttering the password as he put on his official garb for the meeting. A little out ob breaff, he took his place at the table. “Sorry I’m late guys! I was working on the trabel juice. I fink I’m […]
We’ll be back
We are going to a pribate conbenshun tomorrow. I can’t tell you what it is…because it’s top secret at a top secret locashun. I’m all packed and ready to go, we are waiting for Bert who has been working on a trabel juice. He has been in Milo’s lab all day trying some new recipes, […]