Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)
Chip & Teddy
Good night sweet people. Hab good dreams, ok, eh? Maybe we can all hab pamcakes and maple syrup in the morning.
Beez and Teddy
It’s Friday and me and Teddy are going to relax and watch some teebee. I hope you hab a great weekend, grab your teddy and grab some relaxashun! We lub you.
I’m wabing a flag!
Please call nine-elebenty. In case you can’t tell, dis Nickels.
The Robots are Taking Ober
I keep hearing on the news dat the robots are taking ober! Well, fankfully dis is a retro robot and poses no threat ob taking ober or replacing us – but he is adorable! Dis is our new friend. He comes from @billsretrorobots – Bill makes lots ob really cute, non-lethal and threatening robots. Phew….
MSOB – Tape, the lesser adhesibe
Dis week we are learning about tape. It’s a lesser adhesibe, eberyone knows staples are better, but you need to know how to do tape for some fings, and if you don’t hab a stapler.
Monday
dis Bert. I am not prepared for Monday, I can’t find a sock, but I fink if I stay under here I will be safe. Could you bring me a snack?
House Call
Last week we had our first bet bisit. Just to make sure eberyfing looks good, which ob course it does. Our faborite bet does house calls now, so she came to see us in our office ob Internashunal Bizness! It was a nice bisit, she listened to our hearts and checked us out all ober, […]
Boys are Back
The boys are back home from the Unicorm Conbenshun. They had a great time and Bert has materialized to about 50%. I’m sure by later tonight he will be back to normal. We’ll keep his formula, but I put it on a high shelf, as I don’t need a bunch ob inbisible rats running around […]