Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)

Summer Ratty Box

The Ratty Box sent us their Summer Ratty Box!  But we had to wait until our records were sponged before we felt like we should represent them to the public, we didn’t want to put them in a bad light by habbing felons associated wiff their products.  Now we hab our reputashuns back, we got […]

The Pea Fish Story

“Hey Chip, remember when we went pea fishin’ wiff dad, and I caught that giant pea?? ” Chip: “I don’t want to hear dis again, why don’t you tell them?” Nickels: “You guys… it was amazing! We had been fishin’ for a couple hours, catching regular peas and aboiding the under toad, when all ob […]

Court Results

Hai eberybody, dis Nickels.  We hab good news!  There was one judge guy that wanted to fro us back in the clink, the rest ob the court understood what happened and beliebed we didn’t know there were drugs in those packages, and we didn’t intend to distribute, and since we helped catch the guy who […]

Court Date

Today was our court date about the misunderstanding we had that led to out felonies.  Due to Cobid, only one ob us could go in, so I drew the short straw.  I fink it should hab been Bert.  Oh well, let’s hear what the judges hab to say.  Hopefully we don’t hab to go back […]

Tall Tales

We are back from pea fishing! It was really fun, but Nickels keeps going on and on about this giant Pea he caught, and we are all tired of hearing about it.?. So I finally said “Enuff!” We were all there, it wasn’t dat big.

Snack Store

Hi.  Guess what?  Mom let us go grocery shopping, eben though we are still kind of grounded.  We asked real nice, and promised to go there and get straight back home, so here we are getting some good snacks to make up for the horrible jail porridge.  We split up and Chip is waiting by […]

So good to be home

It’s so good to be home!  We did lots ob finking about what we did, and we know it was wrong to leave wiffout telling mom.  If we had been patient and waited for ice cream we wouldn’t be hard criminals now.  The judge was pretty nice, and listened to our story.  I can’t gib […]