Entries by Marty's Mom (MM)

Court Results

Hai eberybody, dis Nickels.  We hab good news!  There was one judge guy that wanted to fro us back in the clink, the rest ob the court understood what happened and beliebed we didn’t know there were drugs in those packages, and we didn’t intend to distribute, and since we helped catch the guy who […]

Court Date

Today was our court date about the misunderstanding we had that led to out felonies.  Due to Cobid, only one ob us could go in, so I drew the short straw.  I fink it should hab been Bert.  Oh well, let’s hear what the judges hab to say.  Hopefully we don’t hab to go back […]

Tall Tales

We are back from pea fishing! It was really fun, but Nickels keeps going on and on about this giant Pea he caught, and we are all tired of hearing about it.?. So I finally said “Enuff!” We were all there, it wasn’t dat big.

Snack Store

Hi.  Guess what?  Mom let us go grocery shopping, eben though we are still kind of grounded.  We asked real nice, and promised to go there and get straight back home, so here we are getting some good snacks to make up for the horrible jail porridge.  We split up and Chip is waiting by […]

So good to be home

It’s so good to be home!  We did lots ob finking about what we did, and we know it was wrong to leave wiffout telling mom.  If we had been patient and waited for ice cream we wouldn’t be hard criminals now.  The judge was pretty nice, and listened to our story.  I can’t gib […]

Home

The boys are home and resting. They are recobering from their traumatic experience. We will tell you all about it tomorrow, fank you for your lub and concerns and we appreciate your respect for our pribacy at dis time. – MM

Monday

As we await our time before the judge in these wee hours ob the morning, as we reflect upon our mistakes and prepare our defense, I hab to say, at least the jail gibs us each a Monday sock to snuggle in.  The jail porridge is really terrible, but oberall I gib this jail credit, […]

Life in the Clink

Mom and Dad came to bisit us in the clink and brought us some good food, because this jail porridge is terrible.  We hab lawyers ready, but all the courts on closed on the weekend so we hab to wait until tomorrow before anyone will hear our case.  Hopefully the judge will lean on us […]