2024 Unicorm Conbenshun
Dis is the best time eber! It’s amazing to see many ob you here – we’re so glad you could come. It’s fun to be in space again for such a momentous occashun I guess they had the conbenshun in space last year too, but we were just born, so we didn’t go. Ebery table habs two donuts towers, which is awesome. They habe little donut holes stuck on top ob the stick because ob grabity, the donuts float away if you’re not careful. We hab met so many other wonderful unicorms, the spaceport was super busy wiff arribals today. Our agenda is packed wiff actibities and games and the buffet is open all day! There is a group of unicorms dat opened a sparkle room dis year, so we are going to check that out soon. Ok, we gotta go, the first offishul meeting is about to begin. Enjoy the conbenshun and hab a safe trip home eberyone. Peace and lub and donuts to you all.
Pssst… dat’s the unicorm creed, but I fink they got it from President Fibbs.
Sparkle on you crazy unicorms! Happy Unicorm Day!
(Ebery unicorm conbenshun is immortalized in a magnet, you can find dis yours here: 2024 Unicorm Conbenshun Magnet)
I tried to click the link to look at the new Unicorm Conbenshun Magnet, but it took me to a login window for Big Cartel. Do we need accounts to order items from your store?
Fibbs was such a unifier! What a great leader.