Fibbs Big Announcement
Hai to my fellow Americams, and people ob the world. It’s wonderful to be here wiff all ob you today. Dis Fibbs.
I want to talk wiff you today about me throwing my hat into the race for President ob the United States – and outer space. (*note to self, remember to wear a hat next time*) The people hab been clammering for it, and I am here to answer the call ob serbice.
I fink I can do a bunch ob good fings, and fix a lot ob wrong fings. I will change our ecomony to a donut based system dat will work much better for eberyone. Naptime will be mandatory ebery day.
I will hab a lot ob good people wiff me, gibbing me adbice. Milo can be my science adbiser about science stuff, and Wimbley will help wiff book stuff and Ninja Watch. If fings aren’t going well, I will call for a nationwide snack time so fings can calm down.
So if you aren’t happy wiff the other candidates and what they hab to offer… VOTE FIBBS! I’m wiff the donutcratic party. (It’s new.)
Fank you for your support.
Wahooooo Finns.
Obcors I will vote for you. I Lubs ebery fing about you.sounds amazballs. Fanks for doing the wight fing xxxxx
VOTE FIBBS FOR PRESIDENT
FIBBS, You hab my vote. You will be the best President Eber. Yah, for naps. I love the donut idea. I think science very important. Do I hit Vote for Fibbs. I hurt my myself I plan FB Mon. Go Fibbs, xo
You have my vote Fibbs. I was getting kind of worried about the political campaign situation. I’m going to change my party registration to donutcratic. If you need campaign assistants and errand runners, sign me up 🙂
You have my vote! The vote of f my husband, 3 votes from the cats, 2 votes from the dogs and 7 votes from the rats. The fish want to vote too but it’s said that their votes don’t count! Maybe if you become president you can change this. Fish have voices too!
Finally, a platform I can support. You have my vote
Fibbs Im in England, does that count, we need you here too. pweese help us, we all know you will be the best president eber, i will obcors votes for you no matters what, we need you Fibbs, help us all. FIBBS FOR WORLD LEADER 😀
Go Fibbs GO!! I will be voting for you!
My votes with you
You have both my heart and my vote!!
Oh finally, a candidate I can fully support! Donuts, naps, snacks…um yes!!!! Seriously, if Donald and Hillary are our choices come November I’m writing in Fibbs and voting from him!!!