MNN Breaking News
**WE INTURRUPT YOUR DAILY STREAM WIFF DIS SPECSHUL REPORT**
Hai, dis is Beesley Breeze wiff a specshul report. I hab to be honest wiff you. I know many hab suspected it from the berry start. It’s true. I’m not really a rat, I’m a miniature polar bear from outer space. I was placed wiff my brothers early so I would blend in and grow up wiff them, undetected. Don’t worry, I’m not here to spy on you or do anyfing bad. Just a mini polar bear from outer space. There are lots ob us out there. If you fink about it, you really knew it all along, didn’t you?
Ok, back to you in the studio.
Yikes! Who knew? Superb blending in. It is good to know that outer space people (polar bears included) are friendly.
OMG I’m still laughing, a miniature polar bear!! I will never look at rats the same way again, thanks again for the much needed laugh, you’re the best!!
I bearly suspected a fing!
I love your smile Beez <3. You look so well loved and well fed. My wall is painted polar bear white and now I'll think of you when I look at my wall.
And It’s OK to have a smudge on it just like I have on my nose.
My Snow Princess looked a lot like you. I called her Snow Bear sometimes because I thought she looked like a bear. I didn’t realize she must have been a space bear too. (She even had a nose smudge like you.)
I knew you looked like a tiny Polar bear