Rhode Island Bizness

We are weady to do bizness in the state ob Rhode Island, but we ran into sum trouble on our first day.  We were minding our own bizness scouting locations for a Fibbs Freeze and eating some pickles, and dis trolley goes by and a mean kid made fun of Fibbs and called him fat.  Dat weally hurt his feelings and he threw a big juicy pickle on the trolley.  Pickle juice went all ober!   WELL… apparently it is an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley in Rhode Island, and the police got inbolved.   They let Fibbs off wiff a warning dis time, but it was touch and go for a minute dere.  – Milo

Fank you Sarah Senerchia and all her rats!