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Weather update

Hai.  Dis Cosmo Cumulus back in the studio after a not berry successful try at forecasting out in the field.  Well, it didn’t rain much after all.  Just a little bit at night so you could turn off your noise makers for a couple hours.  Our computer models turned out to be wrong again.  Sowwy about that.  We were hoping for lots of rain, the wet kind, from the standpoint ob water.  I guess the best way to really know if it’s raining, is to stick your head outside and if your hair gets wet, take your umbrella to your place ob Internashunal Bizness or local Pie Hole.

Ok. That’s all I got today. It’s raining somewhere right now. Maybe it will rain here next week.  Probably not. It wouldn’t do my hat any fabors, just make it heabier.  Enjoy your weekend and we will see you back here on MNN soon.  Good-bye, and good snacks.  See you on the radio.  Dis Cosmo, ober and out.

(Hat by @ratshavefeelingstoo)

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Weather Alert

Dis is Cosmo Cumulus wiff a weather alert for the Souffern Califorbia area.  There is a possibility ob thunderstorms this afternoon as the hurricame waters make their way west.  It’s berry rare we get a thunderstorm or rain, so I don’t want you to be scared or surprised when it happens.  It looks like the upper Midwest may also hab thundershowers, but that is kind ob normal for them.  Be sure to hab your umbrellas handy, put on your floaties and keep your snacks safe and dry.  Be safe out there eberybody.  Eben if it’s sunny where you are, it’s always good to be safe and carry an umbrella.  Back to you….

**scuffle noises, while taking microphone off**  Hey producer guy, dis hat is really heaby.  Do I hab to wear it ebery time now??

(Fank you to @RatsHaveFeelingsToo for the awesome weather hat!)

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Cosmo Cumulus MNN Report

Good ebening and fank you for tuning into the MNN network, the most trusted news source.  Dis is Cosmo Cumulus here and we hab a serious problem approaching the Carolinas, it’s a big twirling ball ob water and wind called Hurricame Florence.  Wiff a name like Florence, you wouldn’t fink she would be too scary, but she is, and if you are in the Carolinas, you should listen to your local officshuls and if they say GET OUT, then you should get out and go somewhere safe. Alot of rain, wind, sleet is coming your way berry soon.  Stay tuned for on locashun report from Augie Abalanche for up to the minute information.

A tip from a couple ob our biewers, Mowgli and Musket, say dat if your power goes out you can still open your freezer to get ice creams, but you hab to do it really really quick so the cold stays in.  OR I may suggest just eat all the ice creams as fast as you can before they melt.  No matter your strategy, make sure you hab some snacks, blankets and stay safe!  And make sure your pets are safe too.

We will be right back after this commercial break.  See you in two and two…

 

 

 

 

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Las Begas Weather 7 day Forecast

Good ebening! Dis is Wimbley Weathers wiff the 7 day forecast for Las Begas. I’ll gib it to you straight. Dere is going to be lots and lots ob hots. The wind is not going bisit dis week, so it won’t help anybody. I am going to spend the weekend swimming wiff my duck and staying inside wiff my books and pretending it’s December. Back to you at the news desk…   (Big fanks to Laura Vasic and her mom for the hat!)

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Milo Megadoppler

Good ebening! I am Milo Megadoppler wiff the 5 day forecast for the Netherlands. Or maybe it’s the stock report. Either way it looks pretty steady for the next week, so keep a sweater handy, watch out for your monies and you should be ok!

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Fibbs Frost First Forecast

Hai Eberybody! It’s me, Fibbs Frost (dats my tee-bee name) wiff your weekend forecast for Souffern California. It looks like we hab more hots and humids wiff sunshine and for some reason we are squeezing Wednesday and Thursday into one day dis week. If you want us to gib you your forecast sometime, you can email FibbsFrost@gmail.com wiff your location and maybe next week we will do your weather! Or you can just look outside. ?#?FibbsFriday? ?#?FibbsFrost?

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