Hai you guys.  I had my first baff, and to be honest, I was kind ob liking it!  But then I got out for a second, and den I slipped head first back into the baff!  Dat part wasn’t as fun, but I recobered pretty quick and the remainder ob the baff was nice.  I got extra dry time and kisses, so it was worff it.  I enjoyed arting, so if we hab to baff after it, dat’s ok.  I had to take a baff anyway since after we arted we went to the royal wedding, so I had to smell good!  Some people might fink I look like a drowned rat, but no one was trying to drown me, I just slipped, so don’t run on slippery counters.  Good fing I didn’t hab scissors.  – Dis Augie