Dis is Cosmo Cumulus wiff a weather alert for the Souffern Califorbia area. There is a possibility ob thunderstorms this afternoon as the hurricame waters make their way west. It’s berry rare we get a thunderstorm or rain, so I don’t want you to be scared or surprised when it happens. It looks like the upper Midwest may also hab thundershowers, but that is kind ob normal for them. Be sure to hab your umbrellas handy, put on your floaties and keep your snacks safe and dry. Be safe out there eberybody. Eben if it’s sunny where you are, it’s always good to be safe and carry an umbrella. Back to you….
**scuffle noises, while taking microphone off** Hey producer guy, dis hat is really heaby. Do I hab to wear it ebery time now??
(Fank you to @RatsHaveFeelingsToo for the awesome weather hat!)