Hello. Dis Augie wiff the news. I only want to talk about the good news, so dis will be short. Keep washing your hands and stay safe from this birus. It’s berry serious. But let’s talk about snacks. We are in a stay at home order here – which doesn’t change much for us, we usually do. There are more snacks around and so far habn’t been any shortages on our faborites except that one time they didn’t hab the original Milanos and mom tried to gib us another kind. But mostly it’s been ok. I see some ob you out there playing fast and loose wiff raisins. It’s not against the law or anyfing, but don’t say we didn’t warn you and if you get yourself into a raisin horror story, well, we can’t help you.
I hab to go to a meeting now, it’s a secret order ob somefing, but I can’t say it on the air. Don’t worry it’s not a big group or anyfing so it doesn’t break any rules.
Stay Home. Wash Your Hands! Hab snacks. Good night and good luck. Augie out…
