Here we are in Moussachusetts!!  The state ob mind dat has the Spirit ob Happiest Places in the whole wide world!!  It’s a magical place wiff all the snacks, faxes, phone cards and Jamaican Patties your heart desires.  Your friends can be made out ob popcorm, and the Pie Hole is open 24 hours and ebery day and they hab ALL the kinds ob pie you could eber imagine.  Chocolate popcorm pie?  Yep, they got it!  Candy Corm pie?  Check. Corm pie, tater pie, blueberry pie, starberry pie, nanner pie, chocolate pie, moose pie, cow pie…(*hmmmm), rhubarb pie, cream pie, lemon meringue pie, punkin pie, key lime pie, chess pie, french silk pie…eberyfing!

Moussachusetts is the best place for adbenture too.  They hab rides to space, and science labs you can make donuts in and so many fun fings.

Fank you Laurel Sulliban for dis specshul bizness, we will meet you at the Pie Hole for a pie snack!!  What kind are you gonna get?