Late last night we were habbing a local unicorm meeting (not a full on conbenshun, just a meeting like we do sometimes to talk about unicorm stuffs) a loud knock on the door startled us from our snack time.  I (dis Augie) went to the door to see who it was, and asked for the password.  She didn’t know it and her horn was kind ob weird looking, but she seemed nice, so I didn’t slam the door in her face as article II secshun 45c ob the Unicorm Rules and Regulashun book states to do.  It may seem harsh, but unicorms hab to take security berry seriously these days. Her name is Molly and was really nice. We couldn’t let her join the meeting wiffout the password tho (rules are rules), but we gab her a yogie and talked to her for a bit and watched a mobie together – just didn’t talk about any unicorm secrets.