Hai – dis Fibbs Frost wiff breaking news. We are interuppting your Facebook feed to update you on a weally big fire. Thousands of hoomans hab been ebacuated and 65,000 acres hab burned in the Rocky fire ob Norffern California. It has a lot of hots. Yesterday the fire jumped ober the freeway that had been containing it. So if you lib up there, be careful!!
Dis is National Walter Melon Day. He tastes good, but he’s my friend, so don’t eat him, k?
Hai.
Dis our license for Norff Carolina! Educashunal fact… dis is home to the last remaining clam shell gas station, and also some really old rocks dat stuff got carbed into. Also a big fancy house, but they are still talking about Bilting more! Fanks so much Karen Nadeau for these!
Dis our license for Bermont! Educashunal fact… Spider web farms are not so much fun to bisit, eben if you see one, maybe you should keep going. Some ob those spiders were almost as big as me! Fanks so much Karen Nadeau for these! ?
Dis our license for Souff Carolina! Edukashunal fact… in Bowman dere is a UFO Welcome Center in case any UFO’s want to bisit Souff Carolina. Milo is going to check out the credentials. Fanks so much Karen Nadeau for these! ?
Dis our license for Montana! Edukashunal fact…. the state flower is the bitterroot, but Milo finks you can’t be a root and a flower at the same time, and it probably wasn’t a good idea to taste it.
Fank you to Ken Kellmer!!
Fank you Melissa!!
noooooo! I got it….
Milo’s Monday Milano Melee – Cookies are berry serious bizness!!
