Next stop on the trabel tube… Connecticut! We spent a lubly day enjoying the water and watching the boats going out ob the harbor, then back in the harbor, some ob them went fishing and some just seemed to float around. I fink we could build a bizness around this.
Fank you Paul Littlefield for hooking us up with the proper Internashunal Bizness credentshuls!
You guys, we got a phone call from our friend Fran Hoffer to come get Michigan bizness, so we took a short tube ride to get there and explored Detroit. We found this awesome Stargate! Ebery city needs one ob these, it’s incredible! We didn’t feel like going to space today, but if you see it, you can hop right fru and bisit a different galaxy. I fink that’s how it works anyway. That’s the big round one, there are lots ob other statues around too, but they don’t take you to space.
Fanks Fran!!
We are pretending it’s not Monday and decided to go for a trabel adbenture, we heard we were ready for Califorbia Bizness fanks to Beff Mergogey! We lib in Califorbia so we decided to dribe, instead ob take the trabel tube, and that was a really bad idea. We sat in traffic for like, eber. It’s true what they say about the freeways here, we didn’t eben pass any Marty Marts or Fibbs Frostee Freeze and Donut Barns where we could stop and get a snack. We will hab to talk to them about opening a few more locashuns.
When we finally got to Disneyland, word had gotten out that we were on the way, and a bunch ob paparattzi were waiting for us outside the gate and had a red carpet and eberyfing. We didn’t mind posing for a few pictures and shaking some hands and signing autographs, it’s the least we can do for our fans. We showed off our new bizness licenses and then went in to the park to ride some rides. We were too short to go many ob them, but we still had fun and shared a churro. Maybe next time you can meet us there. The more the merrier!
Fanks again Beff!
Guess where we are today!? NEW Jersey. We didn’t go to Old Jersey, because we only got bizness papers for the new part. We checked out Comey Island and did some rides and ate lots of snacks on the boardwalk! Someone told us one ob the best rides is on the Jersey turnpike, but after going there I fink they were pulling our leg. It didn’t go berry fast. But we met a nice Lyft driber who was really surprised to see us get in his car. Sometimes when we trabel, mostly people are nice, but sometimes we get funny looks. We couldn’t experience the turnpike wiff our trabel tube so we improbised. Turns out the Lyft driber knew about Marty, so once he found out we were related to him we got free drinks and a snack to enjoy wiff our ride.
Fank you Kathy Walsh for helping us wiff bizness here!
On the way back from Washington, we got a message that if we stopped in Alabama, we could get our bizness papers PLUS some toys and snacks from our friends Richard and Amanda Etheridge, so ob course we dialed in the trabel tube and went right ober for breakfast!
It was exciting. We met dinosaurs and Augie was doing impresshuns ob them, but that made me berry nerbous. I hope they didn’t get mad at us. Bean didn’t beliebe us about the dinosaurs (we’ll have to show him the pictures) because he was ober at Soubenir City and he barely escaped a shark attack! Dinosaurs and sharks, who knew Alabama would be so dangerous…but we lubbed ebery minute ob it, it was like a rollercoaster. Bizness here will be FUN!
Fank you Richard and Amanda for all the fun toys and tasty snacks!!! P.S. Dis Cosmo
Rat Day party train to Washington state to do some bizness! We were mostly in Seattle habbing snacks wiff the all the rats there, then we took a party boat across the Sound for a end of Rat Day buffet (obviously).
Fank you for the bizness license Punkie Doyle! Sorry we missed you, but let’s meet up at the market and hab a fish froing contest next time.
