Tag Archive for: Bizness

Bizness Monies

Hai.  Dis Augie and Mr. Kookie, he is our accountant for the new bizness.  We are going ober the books and it’s lots ob work.  He is adbising me on diribitibs, payroll, stock and stuff like that.  It’s serious bizness.  We are using monies we sabed up from our kissing boof.  We don’t want to get a loan because sharks are scary, Mr. Kookie looks concerned, but I I fink it’s gonna be ok.  We are good at Internashunal bizness.   If we run out ob monies, we will do more kissin’.

Mr. Kookie:  “Don’t worry.  We can mobe monies around and make it work!”

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Building a Bizness

We are berry busy wiff building our new bizness and storefront.  It takes lots ob hard work to make fings come together the way you want it to.  Dis part is kind ob fun, we get to use power tools and hammers and we measure stuff and cut it and make new stuff!  Can you smell the sawdust?

Augie is in the back office mobing papers for the monies side ob it, he and our accountant Mr. Kookie, are missing all the fun!   (more pics) 

“Hey Chuck! Can you bring me the lebeler? I fink this table is slanted.”

Hey Ch


(fank you Amy and Stuart for the pallettes, and Steph for the tape stick!)

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Doin’ Bizness

Easter might be coming up, but we are also working on getting our new bizness up and running, including where we should hang our sign.  I would hold it all the time, but it’s kind ob heaby.

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Moussachusetts Bizness

Here we are in Moussachusetts!!  The state ob mind dat has the Spirit ob Happiest Places in the whole wide world!!  It’s a magical place wiff all the snacks, faxes, phone cards and Jamaican Patties your heart desires.  Your friends can be made out ob popcorm, and the Pie Hole is open 24 hours and ebery day and they hab ALL the kinds ob pie you could eber imagine.  Chocolate popcorm pie?  Yep, they got it!  Candy Corm pie?  Check. Corm pie, tater pie, blueberry pie, starberry pie, nanner pie, chocolate pie, moose pie, cow pie…(*hmmmm), rhubarb pie, cream pie, lemon meringue pie, punkin pie, key lime pie, chess pie, french silk pie…eberyfing!

Moussachusetts is the best place for adbenture too.  They hab rides to space, and science labs you can make donuts in and so many fun fings.

Fank you Laurel Sulliban for dis specshul bizness, we will meet you at the Pie Hole for a pie snack!!  What kind are you gonna get?

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Wyoming Bizness

Today are in Wyoming and it’s really pretty!  It’s starting to be really nice fall weather – we will need our scarbs and hats soon.  Cosmo again found the classic theater in town, and they were playing LaLa Land, so be on the lookout for his moobie rebiew ob that real soon.

We might go meet some cowboys and ride some horses, or we might just go to Barbara’s house and meet the mooses dat bisit eberyday.  They look really nice, and they might gib us a ride if we ask real nice.  I fink we will do that.

Fank you Barbara Magin!!  If we come to your house, do you hab snacks to share?

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oHiO Bizness

Our next stop for bizness brings us to oHAIo, dis time to Clebeland Heights where our mom libbed for third and forff grade in the olden times, where I guess she started to learn bizness and stuff.  We went to world famous Tommy’s restaurant on Cobentry, where they hab the best milkshakes, so ob course we had to test that out.  YUM!  We met Tommy who was really nice, he remembered my mom and her family.  They libbed right around the corner and used to go there a lot. Cosmo is standing in front ob the apartment building she libbed in.

And because it’s football day we went to see the Browns play.  They didn’t hab a game scheduled today, but they played one for us anyway. They could probably use the practice.

Fank you Michelle Calmez for helping us wiff bizness, eben tho you don’t lib here!


 

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Bizness

One ob faborite jobs in bizness is cord management, but mom neber seems to appreciate it.  Maybe she just wants all the fun to herself.  Dis Cosmo.

 

 

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Puerto Rico Bizness

We are in beautiful Puerto Rico today!  Lots ob bizness to do here (please send electricity), and lots ob neat fings to see too!  The beaches here are stunning, the one Bean is at has the tide coming in in two different directions – I hab neber seen anyfing like that dat before.  Lots ob old world culture and charm, and a big rainforest, and great food.  We had a meeting wiff some bizness people in downtown Old San Juan and we can’t tell you about it yet, but maybe there is an exciting announcement coming soon.  Maybe there isn’t, but maybe there is.  You neber know.    (More pics / story – scroll down)

Fank you Alina Allread and Brandom Wheeler for getting us here, want to meet us for a snack?!

One last stop at Aerocibo Radio Space Obserbatory.  We couldn’t miss dis!  Wow, this is really cool.  “Bean, do you hear dat noise?  It’s like a weird whirring sound.”  “I hear it Augie!  It sounds like a transporter or somefing.  I’m sure it normal.”

“What do you fink Cosmo??  Cosmo???  Where are you?  Where’d you go?!?  He was just here.  Did anybody see where he went?”

 

 

 

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Texas Bizness

Today, we are in the berry big great state ob Texas.  It’s hot here.  They call it the lone star state, which I don’t understand because there seems to be the same amount as in ebery other state, but they do hab cattle wiff berry long horns!  I met dis guy named Barry, and his horns were berry impressive indeed.  He said later we could all hop on and he would take us on a tour ob his ranch.   Augie was really interested in the horses and eben though they were intimidating he set his mind to learn how to wrangle dem.

“Cosmo’s Fancy Pants Mobie Rebiews and Cultural Commentary is focusing on culture dis week.  Here I am at the heartbeat of Magnolia Farms, the HQ ob Chip and Joanna Gaines and their house flipping show “Fixer Upper”.  I hab neber seen so much shiplap in one place, and it is glorious!!  The serbice they provide taking run down old houses and turning them into stunning updated homes is noffing short ob amazing.  They also do bizness and sell floofy house stuff at Target, online and at their store here in Waco.  For their influence on Texas culture, I gib them a thumbs up.  dis Cosmo.”

Fank you Sandy Maurer for Texas bizness and the cowboy hats so we fit right in.  We will see you soon for BBQ!

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BIG Oregon Bizness

We got a call dis morning dat there was some BIG bizness opportunites for us back in states, and specifically in Oregon, so we made a fresh batch ob trabel juice and were on our way.  We had a great time oberseas!  Hopefully we can go more places and do more bizness wiff other countries.

This OR bizness is berry big.  I hope we can handle it, but I fink we can.  Augie is a little short, we might hab to get him a step stool, but dats ok.  Fank you to Dan and Shannon Neuwirff for trusting us wiff such big expectashuns.  We won’t let you down!

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