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Morning News wiff Bean Bluster

Good Morning.  Dis is King Bean wiff the news.  Coronabirus fears are sweeping the nashun, causing a run on toilet paper and non-perishable foods.

Fings are getting weird. One report from Woodland Hills showed a bag ob frozen peas being thrown at someone in order to score a cheese burrito. Eberybody…please try to pull it together and be calm and nice to each other!  There are plenty ob burritos for eberyone.

During dis time ob uncertainty and caushun, it’s berry important to keep washing your hands, almost all the time.  You are supposed to wash them for at least 20 seconds and sing a song while you do it.  We thought you might be getting tired ob the song you are currently singing, so we made a new one for you.  It’s 40 seconds long so you can be sure to get all the germs and biruses off!

Augie, please roll the bideo…. (lyrics below)

Ok!  Here it is…

It’s WASHY-wash, not WISHY-wash
That’s the way you do it!
WASHY-wash, not WISHY-wash
Together, we’ll get fru it!

Grab some soap and use hot water
Let’s all play along!
Washing hands is lots ob fun
‘Cause you can sing dis song!

It’s WASHY-wash, not WISHY-wash
That’s the way you do it!
WASHY-wash, not WISHY-wash
Together, we’ll get fru it!

Twenty seconds ain’t so long
Be sure scrub boff sides
Palms and fingeys, don’t stop there
Tummy buttons, tails!
 
It’s WASHY-wash, not WISHY-wash
We know you can do it!
WASHY-wash, not WISHY-wash
Coronabirus—screw it!

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Crazy weather

Good ebening.  Dis Bean Bluster wiff an impromptu weather report, filling in for the napping Cosmo Cumulus.  The weather is really wacky today.  Huge dark storm clouds just came in bringing thunder and rain.  It’s been snowing in Las Begas, which is berry abnormal, and it’s eben snowing in Rancho Cucamonga.  In our area here we hab a frost warning for tonight, so it’s better to eat frozen and cold snacks tonight.  Like ice cream.  You’re welcome.

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Hurricame Update

Dis Bean Bluster reporting from the safety and warmff ob our studio on the progress ob Hurricame Michael. Micheal rapidly went from a big storm to a major hurricame causing lots ob wind and water to mess alot of stuff up.   Cosmo Cumulus is out on disability and Augie Abalanche passed on this assignment, so to bring you details from the scene in Huntsbille AL, is our bisiting correspondent Anubis Nimbus.  Take it away Mr. Nimbus.

Hai Eberyone.  Dis Anubis Nimbus.  I hab taken some MSOB online learning classes, and I eben had science classes wiff Milo Megadoppler and Phineous Phogg, I fink I hab learned some stuff, so I will report to you on dis hurricame named Michael.  The clouds are rolling in, it’s getting dark, but I’m going to push to the center of the storm, because that’s what Augie Abalanche would do.  Wish me luck.

The sky is getting darker… it hasn’t started raining yet… but I just wanted to show you the Space and Rocket Center because it’s cool and my dad works here.  My dad is Dr. Kebin.  Ok, back to reporting the weaffer stuff. 

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