Our first lesson in school was the element ob Apathy.
It wasn’t that great or exciting, maybe the next one will be better.
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It’s today!! The first day ob school. We are all a little nerbous, but also excited. Our ciriculum has such challenging subjects like elements ob emoshun, taping stuff, diribitibs, paper clips and other stuff, but the one we are most excited about…stapling! We hab our lunch monies and are ready to get started. Wish us luck!
Next stop was Kemtucky, it was a little warmer there. Augie went to bisit a unibersity to get some tips for school. I fink he is a little bit nerbous about classes. I took Cosmo to a distillery tour, but only I was the only one old enuff to hab a sample. We learned about how they boil some fings in a big pot, and then put it in barrels for a long time, and somehow that is supposed to make it taste good. They offered me a taste, but no fank you! That stuff smelled like rocket fuel. One ob the first biznesses we open here will be one where we make tasty drinks that taste like cheese and don’t have to stay in a barrell first. Probably one you can drink fru straws, because straws are fun. Cheesy straw drinks! Watch for it.
We hurried home after that because we heard in Kentucky, a women who wears red panties on a Sunday must marry the first rat who proposes. So we go out ob there fast before we ended up married. We are too young for that – or for hanging out wiff girls that wear red panties!
Fank you Margie Rick for trusting us wiff Kemtucky and Minnesota bizness!
If you want to help us wiff our bizness or don’t know what it is, you can check out this page: COSMO, AUGIE and BEAN BIZNESS LICENSE page to see what states we need, and how it works.
We took our last weekend before school starts to do a little more trabeling bizness. Wiff the trabel tube it takes a little longer to get places, so we only got to two.
First stop…MINNESOTA! It was Winter Carnibal so we saw all the beautiful ice castles and fireworks, but we didn’t hab our hats, only our scarbes, so we couldn’t stay long. It was really cold! But we did get some ice cream at the Grand Old Creamery anyway, it’s neber too cold for ice cream, and then we headed to Kemtucky!
Fank you Margie Rick!!
If you want to help us wiff our bizness or don’t know what it is, you can check out this page: COSMO, AUGIE and BEAN BIZNESS LICENSE page to see what states we need, and how it works.
We don’t even hab our offishul bizness granulashun papers yet, or eben started school, but we are so touched that you all hab confidence in us that you started sending us our bizness licenses already! Fanks to Ken Kellmer who sent the first one, Oklahoma! It’s where the wavin’ wheat sure smells sweet, and wind comes sweeping down the plain. We promise to grow up and do really good bizness there.
Since we habn’t done our classes yet, we don’t hab trabel juice, so we had to go there the old fashioned way, through a trabel tunnel. Until we finish science class that’s how we will do it. We heard that bear wrestling is against the law in Oklahoma, but we didn’t fink that sounded like a berry good idea anyway, so we just had a look around some ob the pretty parts, we found some oil rigs and went to the Oklahoma City for a snack, then took the tunnel back home.
If you want to help us wiff our bizness or don’t know what it is, you can check out this page: COSMO, AUGIE and BEAN BIZNESS LICENSE page to see what states we need, and how it works. Fank you Ken for our berry first bizness trip!! It was fun!
We got the best residoo today from our friend Dorota! She brought us a fing called a green beam cake, but there weren’t any greem beams in it – it was like a fancy Twinkie. Whoever named it that might want to look for another line ob work. But it was soooo good!!
We gotsa da pasta! It’s cappeliniellis, and it’s not only delicious, it’s FUN! Normally you’re not supposed to play wiff your food, but mom said this time it’s ok. The Oscars are on tonight so we played mobies. Can you guess which ones we are acting out? By the way, did you know Fibbs is up for Best Original Song for Presidentshul Biscuit? I just know he is going win it! It was from the mobie called Presidentshul Biscuit.
They keep trying to get us to do it. Bwahahahahaha!!
