Dis is Augie Abalanche from Marty New Network, reporting from the coast ob Norff Carolina, it is really rainy and windy but it’s not as bad as the weather finkers thought it would be.  I don’t fink I’ll hab to use my paper hat as a boat (mom thought it would be good to hab just in case I got caught in a flood). There is some bad flooding and it has caused some damage, hopefully it will be alot less than originally feared.  Stay safe and dry and be careful out there, it can still be berry dangerous and you can get berry wet.  Keep your donuts and snacks on a high shelf just in case.

Here I am in a period of calm and no rain.  Fings are still wet.  Perhaps messages like dis one written on the boards cobering windows and doors indimidated Flo to calm down a bit and become a tropical storm.

Augie Abalanche signing off, back to you in the studio.