Dat moment when you are out on a midnight dribe and see the best donut shop eber!
Dis healff bar is tastier den I was finkin it would be. Must be good science in dere.
I’m not really afraid ob the dark, but Fibbs said he saw a spider in our house, and I don’t like spiders because they can wrap you up and eat you as a snack, so I don’t want to go back to bed. Not cause I’m scared or nothin’, but just because, well, I need a drink ob water and want to read my book for awhile, so I was finkin’ maybe I could hang out and read on your pillow, ok?
Fibbs always said it’s important to stay hydrated. I say it helps if you hab a cute straw!
Hai – Dis Fibbs. I made another list! Hey wait…. curmudgeon?! I fink dat is kind ob rude. They got the heart ob gold part right, but I’m not curmudgeony! Oh well. Now get off my lawn!! ?#?Fibbs?
Dis is berry hard work, calemdars are really heaby! Fank goodness for residoo breaks…. #milo
Hai eberybody. Dis Fibbs. We are here in New York to pick up our bizness licenses! Wimbley was waiting to talk to Pizza Rat. She did come by, but it turns out she has like 87 kids wiff 5 different guys and isn’t looking for a stable fing. I fink it’s better dat way.
Milo is looking for fingers at Skaneateles Lake in da Finger Lakes. And I went to Niagra Falls, little did I know I was going to get so wet all ober again!! “Go to Hurricame deck” dey said “it will be fun” dey said… I can’t catch a break. I fink I need a raimcoat. We looked for the Pope but he is gone, so we will go back home and dry off.
A berry big fank you to Marie McMullen and Kimberly Henchyen for gibbing us license! #pizzarat #newyork #wimbley
Hoping to meet Pizza Rat and ask her on a date. ?#?pizzarat? ?#?wimbley?
