*technically I was $11.99 worff of monies

Did you know dat scientifically speaking, habing a nap on a Tuesday is a good idea.  Naps can restore alertness, enhance performance, and reduce mistakes and accidents. A study at NASA on sleepy military pilots and astronauts found that a 40-minute nap improved performance by 34% and alertness 100%.  I know Marty used to take lots ob naps in space when he was an astronaut too.  It’s a long trip to the yogi planet.

Look at my hat!   Hahahahaha….

 

Today we are dispatching all ob the sqeeze minions out into da world!!   Go forth young minions on your mission ob spreading happiness, teaching science and gibing hugs to those in need.   Fly free young fellows and be safe on your trabels!!

(The first batch is almost sold out, but if you want to get one ob the next ones, you can find dem here)

minions

 

We are closed dis Monday on account it’s Monday, and we are still eating candy.

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Really?  Dis is a fing?  Okay….

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My unicorm kissing boof is open for bizness!  I will take monies or donuts.  Who wants one??

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Oh no… somebody said somefing to Gourdon to hurt his feelings, and now he has a sad.