It was mobie night wiff Dad and we watched Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales – he had to rebiew it. But I like pirates, so I wore my hat. I had really good pirate adbenture. The one in the mobie was good too, but mine was better cause it had a dragon in it. P.S. We had popcorms.
(Pirate hat by A Hat for my Rat)
Today I was presented wiff a major award! The Yuba City Astronomical Obserbatory sent me dis fancy commodashun medal for my ongoing work in space, aliems and Heaben acheibments AND they intercepted a shooting star that was carrying a message for me (and eberyone down here on Earff), and helped the Heaben mail serbice get it here. I had a surprise award ceremony and really good acceptance speech. Wish you could hab been here to hear it. But you can see the photos below because as President it’s important to be transparent.
FANK YOU Shannon and eberyone at YCAO. Your aknowledgement ob my accomplisments is berry appreshiated.
I’m berry proud.
I got the best package last week – Bertagear sent me my own berry own President chair! It’s great to sit here and make all the important decisions and executib orders. There is eben a secret button in the armrest that orders donuts.
You can get a President chair too (it’s also berry good for gaming, because we all can’t be President) at https://www.vertagear.com Use code FIBBS when checking out and you get a 5% discount (you can use that to buy more donuts)
After the secret serbice betted dis package, I got to check out dis lub letter and I gotta say Pantz has pretty good taste in treats… and boyfriends! She knows the way to my heart. xo Fanks Pants!
