Dis is Mr. Kookie. He has been appointed to be the Offishul Donut Accountant and Policy Enforcer. As you can see he is earnest and responsible about dis position and will take it berry serious. He granulated from Marty’s School ob Bizness special Snack Counting program wiff high honors. He is in charge of making sure dat we neber run out ob donuts, have lots ob barieties and don’t fall into that mythical “donut hole” and can’t get out. And of course dat no raisins are eber used. I am sure he will do a great job!
I am berry happy to announce dat I hab nominated the following cabinet members and all ob them hab been confirmed. We may be adding more as issues arise. We are all berry excited to work together and continue to make eberybody happy.
President – Fibbs (dats me)
Bice President – Fibbs Feltman
Adbisor to the President – Milo
Chief Science Adbisor – Milo
Poet Laureate – Wimbley
Leaisons to the Department ob Foreign Affairs – Wimbley and Larry
Secretary ob Space Operashuns – Marty Mouse
Secretary ob Fine Arts & Mobies – Lionel
Secretary ob Agriculture – Gourdon
Secretary ob Educashun and Internashunal Bizness – Marty Feltman
Officshul Donut Accountant and Policy Enforcer – Mr. Kookie
And fanks to all our bolunteers to be in the Secret Serbice. You hab all passed our Nashunal Security test and we will call on you when we pass through your geograffical area.
P.S. Dis President Fibbs
We bisited Randy’s donuts dis weekend and found a Donutcratic policy biolation. Raisin Squares are in biolashun ob the no raisins in donuts rule dat we made last week. They hab been banned!
