Today I am in a classroom at Marty’s Internashunal School ob Bizness, rebisiting my roots. Dis room was where we learned political science and globe stuff.
Comic-Com is next week but we are getting ready, and I am here wiff my new friend and Comic-Com exclusib WonderCorm by Flat Bonnie! She tells great stories and is fun to hang out wiff, but I fink she didn’t like it berry much when I tasted her corm. You probably shouldn’t do dat wiffout asking first.
P.S. Doesn’t taste like corm…
You know when sometimes you are doing bizness and you start out finkin’ you will conquer the world and get eberyfing done, then 15 minutes later you’re like…
and you try to rally and pull it together…
and you just can’t do it and want to go hab a nap and a snack.
It’s like dat today.
Here I am enjoying my free slurpee and finkin’ about cows.
My cabinet does such a good job – I’m so proud ob all ob them. I got a letter from Gourdon (see below), so remember tomorrow, on the 11th – appreciate the cows and get a free icee at 7-11 (cause it’s 7-11 you see, so dat’s why) so hab your icee and fank the cows. You can post pictures ob you doing it if you want to show your donutcratic patriotness. In the name ob yogies, it’s really the least you can do.
Dear President Fibbs,
How are you doing? It’s your old pal Gourdon. I bet you are really busy being president. I know I am serving as Secretary of Agriculture, so I can just imagine how tough things must be for you. But even though this job is a lot of work, I am glad you appointed me to this position. I am making plenty of new friends, thanks in part to the lessons in friendship you and your brothers taught me, and am proud to serve as their secretary.
As you can see from the attached photo, I made some new friends with a bunch of cows. Just like Bo Vine and his mom Kat Ell (who are both glad you helped get them to find each other), these cows are really nice. However, they feel a little underappreciated. So I pulled out my trusty typewriter, kind of like the one Marty used to start his book, and began to take notes on what you as president could do to help them out.
It turns out that July 11 is Cow Appreciation Day. They would really be honored if you sent out a proclamation to all your loyal Donutcratic party members reminding them to be extra thankful for cows. After all, they said, it if wasn’t for cows, there wouldn’t be milk, ice cream, or heaven forbid, yogis! And what kind of world would that be. So please send out an executive order reminding everyone to celebrate cows on July 11.
Apparently, if you live near a 7-11, you can also get a free icee there, so you can get an icee and think of cows all in one day. That would really be sweet.
Anyway, sorry for not writing as much as I would like. This job has been keeping me busy. Still, it is good to be able to finally find time to write. All of us at the farm are having a blast checking up through the grape vine on your adventures. The whole gang, C.D. Lessmelon, Tom and Pete Aytoe, Quinton Cumber, Bo Vine, and Kat Ell all say hi and wish you the best.
Take care and keeping being an awesome president. According to my notes, your approval rating among all things agriculture is 100% favorable with no margin of error. Keep up the good work.
Your friend and Secretary of Agriculture, Gourdon
They are free, I didn’t say they were good.
(Awesome Cheshire Cat hat by A Hat for My Rat – France’s finest rat habbedashery! Ebery rat needs some hats!)
If you were wondering about the future ob science discoberies and Milo’s work carrying on – don’t worry, he made an impact and his important science work will go on wiff future generashuns, like Bert and Ernie who hab obsorbed the importance ob science! They hab been conducting experiments honoring Milo wiff their first experiementd – it took lots ob hard work! Well done boys – we are berry proud ob you, and fanks for habbing your hoomans Kebin and Lisa help get your work out! I fink I hab a place for you in the science cabinet if you are interested. Fank you!
Hai eberyone! Dis Fibbs. I wanted to show you this bootiful tribute to my broffer Milo by the wonderful Star Brux and the hooman behind it, Lise Doyle-Goss. Isn’t it famtastic!? It looks great and just like him, he would be so proud. We will hab this is the Presidentshul Nathunal Arcibe foreber. FANK YOU for honoring his tender soul and great scientific mind. We lub and appreciate it so much!!
This might just best summer treat dat eber eber was!!
