It’s late at night, and the phone rings… MM answers it.

SC:  “Hello!  This is Santa Claws, we have an emergency here in the North Pole, may I please speak to Milo.”

MM:  “Milo, it’s for you, it sounds urgent”

Milo:  “Hello?”

SC:  “Milo!  Dis Santa Claws.  Thank goodness I reached you.  We need your help boy!  The reindeer are having trouble sustaining their altitude and velocity this year – can you make us some special trabel juice so Christmas won’t be ruined for all the young boys and girls all over the world??”

Milo: “Well Santa, I would lub to help, but formulating a whole new trabel juice will take time, I will sure try.  How will I get it to you?”

SC: “Prancer will meet you at the North Pole rendezvous point, I’ll email you the cordinates.  Christmas is counting on you, we all are!  Please hurry Milo…and travel safe. ”

Milo drops the phone and runs out of the room. 

MM: “Milo! What is it??  Where are you going??  Milooooo!!!”

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Mom said if we helped decorate the tree, we could each hab a bite ob cookie. So dat was a no brainer.  We like helping, and we like cookies.


It was a nice snowy day somewhere up in the mountains today, so I decided it was time to get our tree!  I went ober the hills and through the woods and saw so many beautiful trees, but I didn’t want to cut any ob them down, so I bought dis artificial tree at Home Depot instead, but it was a nice drive.

It was real!!  And it was amazing…




I regret nuffing!!

 

 

I am habbing a dream where I get all the whipped creams I want, and I just kept eating and eating and eating… no one stops me.  Fibbs doesn’t hog it.  Mom doesn’t take it away, it is neber ending.  It would go down and then all ob a sudden it would all come back again!  I know scientifically dat is impossible, but wow, dat was berry good dream about cream.  It seems so real.