All ob a sudden I woke from a nap and heard dis buzzing sound – like a small helicopter circling my house. **buzz…buzz** Then I see it, and go on the attack! It flies all around and I gib chase, until finally… GOTCHA! Don’t mess wiff the President!
The eclipse is starting! Eberybody get your glasses and get your eclipse donuts ready. If you don’t hab one yet, run to Krispy Kreme real quick and get some. Remember don’t look at your donuts wiffout solar glasses on. As you can see here in Calfornia, we do not hab 100% totality ob eclipse, maybe 90% it seems, but they will still taste pretty great. Glasses are on, ready…eat!
Eclipse donuts are coming from Krispy Kreme! Once in a lifetime!! Do you hab your glasses ready??
After I enjoy my corm on a log, I hab been finkin’ I habn’t done an executib order lately. What law should I make today?? Maybe ban shake base in restaurants. Shake base is a liquid they put in shakes so they can use less ice cream and it creates more air and filler flabors so they make more profit and we get less shake. I fink it’s cheating and it doesn’t taste as good as real ice cream. These people need to be stopped!
I did a bunch ob cooking and goberning today, so it’s time for my afternoon nap – wiff Teddy ob course! He’s also a member ob Secret Serbice and watches out for me when I sleep.
Picking imgrediemts for lunch. These look a little past their prime.
I made chocy cobered starberries! It was fun. I fink they turned out really good! Want one??
Hmmmm…. which do I eat first? Corms or Smashed taters? The taters are kind ob buried, so I fink my best strategy is to eat some corms and free up some taters, then I can get to those easier. Elibiate the blockage to gain access to the core. It’s all science.
