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Presidentshul Check-Up

Yesterday I bisited my doctor for my Presidential check-up.  The secret service swept the area and made sure eberyfing was safe – they had to clear out a few shady looking characters in the front office.  I fink they got so focused on that, they forgot to warm up the stethoscope!  I lub Dr. Peth, she takes good care ob me and I’m feeling pretty good for a old guy.  I had a few sneezes so she gab me some medisin, but it’s not in my lungs, so dats berry good.

Make sure you get your check ups too – it’s important to stay healffy!  And don’t forget to hab a balanced diet.  A donut in each hand.

If you are in the LA/OC area, go to Arbor Animal Hospital, tell ’em Fibbs sent yoo.

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Presidentshul Embarrassment

Dad, stop kissin’ on me!  People are looking…

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Foreber Donut

My friends Molly and Ena sent me a package and I was so excited when I saw it was a donut!! Then I tasted it, and it tasted awful kind of like you would imagine a squishy worm would taste. Then secret serbice read the note and said it was an ormnament for our tree.  That makes more sense now.  A donut to look at foreber and remind me I need some donuts.


 
 

Dad, gib me a boost so I can put on the tree…
Fanks ladies!! Come bisit me again soon.   xo  P.S. Dis Fibbs

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Dr. Kebin

Dr. Kebin came to bisit me today.  He got past secret serbice pretty easily because he had donuts.  He got to take a picture wiff me because they were Randy’s Donuts, and eberybody knows those are the best kind.

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Reporting for duty

“Good Morning Mr. President, sir… I am reporting for duty.  What do you need done today? Shall I clean your hats? Wash your cage bars? Help you execute an executib order?  Whateber you need Mr. President.”   P.S. Dis Chummy (aka Hilton)

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Breakfast Cereal

I lub sharing breakfast wiff my mom. We are habbing wice krispies.  


Oh noes…it’s all gone!  I’m still hungry.

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Monday

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Help Hurricame Harbey Animals

Hai Eberybody.

Dis President Fibbs. You hab probably heard about Hurricame Harbey, and lots ob animals (and people too) hab been displaced and lost. We want to help them, so I was finkin, how can I help them more? You can help us help them too! We hab created a Hurricame relief package ob enamel pins.  If you buy dis set – profits will be donated to Best Friends Animal Rescue, who is down there helping!

Or you can donate directly to Best Friends here:  https://bestfriends.org/hurricaneharvey

Fanks for helping!  It feels good doesn’t it?

Angry cat Photo credit:  Scott Olsen

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Naptime wiff Paul

Don’t worry, he did hab to pass a test from the Secret Serbice and he keeps his firebreaff off, so he is cleared to be in the Fibbs Cribs (by Dexters Creature Comforts) wiff me.


We laugh a lot and tell jokes.  Like dis one…. “If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part ob the precipitate.”*  We laughed really hard at that one!


Sometimes he alerts me to incoming snacks.

Whoa…Paul, what hab you been eating??

*Explanation: This is a play on the phrase “If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.”

But in chemistry a solution is a completely dissolved mixture of two or more compounds, and a precipitate is a a solid that sometimes forms from a chemical reaction in a liquid solution. The solid precipitate falls out of solution, and collects in the bottom of the vial.

So a precipitate is definitely not part of the solution.

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My nap

I just woke up from a berry long nap. I had dis crazy dream wiff pirates and dragons and treasures…

or was it?!?

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