Just a bite of dat scome please before our trabels! We hab to go to Utah today on bizness. Can’t trabel on an empty stomach.
Hai Eberybody! Dis Fibbs Frost reporting from the Norff Pole, where it is unseasonably warm for dis time ob year. Looks like Santa will hab mostly clear skies for delibering presents, but some parts ob the world it will be colder and maybe eben hab some snow. But don’t worry, Santa has dealt wiff dis before, he knows what he is doing. There is a 100% chance ob cookies tomorrow night! Santa cant’ eat dem all, so you can finish whateber he leabes behind. I hope he comes to our house at the end ob the trip, so he is already full ob cookies and only wants one or two, so we can eat the rest. From all ob us here at MNN, we wish you lub, happiness, good healff and lots of cookies in the days to come. Back to you in the studio….
**rustling sound of taking off the mic**
It’s too cold out here! Get me inside and gib me some donuts! (sometimes the on air talent gets a bit ob an attitude)
Only two days until we meet Santy Claws!?! We hab to make more cookies, send the cards, decorate the eberyfing, wrap the Tide….
Tonight we are habbin some Marty hair pasta. Dats a gouda pasta!
Do you hear dat rain on the ceiling?! We better just stay in here and cuddle today. I don’t wanna get wet. We can do holiday stuff tomorrow.
“There is no place like home.” – Fibbs
Fank you eberybody!! We got ober 100 photo signatures on our petition and in record time. You guys are da bestest!! Now I am sitting here patiently waiting for my release paperwork to be processed and stuff so I can go home. But keep those pictures coming in case they get all shady. Donut party at my house!!
Hai eberyone. Dis Fibbs, or as they refer to me in the clink, prisioner 14. Seberal people hab talked to the warden about letting me go, but he is being berry hard nosed about it and is making an example ob me. Howeber, he did say dat if we can get 100 PHOTO signatures on a petition (dat means on dis post) ob rats or peoples holding a sign dat says #FreeFibbs he would be obiliged by law to let me go. So please eberybody – help me out. Dere are NO donuts in here and it’s cold and lonely. I need your help!!! Dis is the only time I can talk to you. I’m wasting away wiff only bread and water. 🙁 Post your photos saying #FREEFIBBS and help get me out ob here for Christmas!!
I see you are eating lunch. What are we habbing??
