Hai. How is your Monday going? It’s Presidents Day so I didn’t feel the need to turtle, but Milo did, so I’m just checking on him, cause I’m his Monday buddy. It’s almost over, so I fink he will come out soon.
I was taking a nap before I head to the Nebada Cactus, and dad woke me up. I’m so tired, he had to hold me up so I could eat my yogie.
Last night on the Daily Show, Trebor Noah finked it was funny to talk about eberybodys donut expenditures (i.e. how much monies we spend on donuts) Ok, Trebor…. do you fink these donut trucks fill demselbs?! What do you expect?? Donuts do not grow on trees. (Note to self… talk to Milo about debeloping donut trees)
Hai eberybody. Dis Fibbs. It’s Wimbley Wednesday, but Wimbley is feeling a little shy today, so I will be filling in for him. I came home for a few days to take a bweak from the campaigm and to get some fresh clothes. I will be heading out to Souff Carolina and the Begas Cactus soon. I hope they will hab good snacks.
I am habbing a yogie and watching the New Hampster boting results on MNN….
Today I had a campaigm stop to meet wiff my constituamts at a cafe here in New Hamster, to hab some lunch and answer some last minute boter qwestshuns. They didn’t hab corm pie, so I just had the regular corms. You would fink knowing the candidatea are coming, they would hab the pie, but I tried not to get my panties in a twist and just enjoyed the regular corms.
The locals here seem be on board wiff the Fibbs platform. I fink we hab a good chance tomorrow!
After sweeping the Iowa cactus, today we are on the road to New Hamster for the next stop on the “Fibbs Fixes Fings!” campaign tour. I will be habbing coffee and a snack wiff some folks at a local diner, and answering some qwestshuns about how donuts will make America great. Dis my campaign bus.
Eben tho it’s Monday, I will take a few qwestshuns if you hab any.
Hai to my fellow Americams, and people ob the world. It’s wonderful to be here wiff all ob you today. Dis Fibbs.
I want to talk wiff you today about me throwing my hat into the race for President ob the United States – and outer space. (*note to self, remember to wear a hat next time*) The people hab been clammering for it, and I am here to answer the call ob serbice.
I fink I can do a bunch ob good fings, and fix a lot ob wrong fings. I will change our ecomony to a donut based system dat will work much better for eberyone. Naptime will be mandatory ebery day.
I will hab a lot ob good people wiff me, gibbing me adbice. Milo can be my science adbiser about science stuff, and Wimbley will help wiff book stuff and Ninja Watch. If fings aren’t going well, I will call for a nationwide snack time so fings can calm down.
So if you aren’t happy wiff the other candidates and what they hab to offer… VOTE FIBBS! I’m wiff the donutcratic party. (It’s new.)
Fank you for your support.
