Dis electshun is getting crazy. I need a drink.
Somefing about posing wiff a pumpkin at Halloweem will help my numbers at the polls. Ok, I will do it. He seems like a nice enuff fellow.
It’s quite an honor to be inbited to the opening game ob the World Series here in Clebeland dis ebening! Nothing says America more then the nashunal pastime ob baseball and it’s the perfect place to do some last minute bote getting. I will also be singing the nashunal anthem before Rachel Platten and LoCash, because nobody knows who dat is – so be sure to tune in early do you don’t miss it! GO INDIANS!! GO CUBBIES!! GO BASEBALL!!
Now, where are all these peanuts and Cracker Jacks I hab been hearing about?
I better practice some more. Ebery time I try to sing the high notes, my hat falls off.
We receibed our sample ballots and boter infomashun dis weekend!! I’m so proud to see my name in there. Fanks to all you hab been boting for me already, and continue to bote, bote, bote for Team Fibbs!!
We hab been busy sending out this years calemdars! Many ob you hab ordered them, and they are on the way. I can’t belieb my brothers slipped dis one in there wiffout me knowing. Oh well, I look pretty cute in jail. Get your order in, sometimes we order more, sometimes they run out – hard to predict, so if you need a specific one, don’t wait too long. Just like donuts. But all donuts are pretty good. GET YOUR CALEMDAR HERE
My opponents must be getting desperate. I refuse to stoop to their lebel. But dis makes me mad!!
Is an outside source trying to “sink” Fibbs campaigm??
