We worked wiff dad in his office ob Internashunal Bizness today, plus worked on our cabinet picks. Mom came home late from work and I fink she felt bad because she brought us a fancy dinner wiff tiny cobs ob corms, but they didn’t taste like corms and if I’m being honest, wasn’t berry good. Luckily we had regualr corms, peas and qween-wa too. I hope you had better luck.
Hear ye, hear ye…dis is your President. I hereby proclaim dat today is Wimbley day, a day to reflect and honor him. And from now on, all liberries will be known as The Wimbley Liberry. So whenever you check out a book, it will be from the Wimbley Liberry. I fink he would like dat. It is also my great honor to name him to the first position in my cabinet as Poet Laureate. Since they hab internet in Heaben, he can still share his important poetic works wiff us and help us continue to raise the cultural lebel ob dis nashun.
All ob us here at Marty Mouse White House really appreciate all the touching comments and lub eberyone has shared wiff us about his passing. The world mourns wiff us, but he would not want us to be sad, but remember all the happy times and good books.
I had my first Presidentshul baff today. I tried to enter a proclamation against it, but mom said dat goes against the Constitushun and I can’t just make whateber laws I want. So I had a baff. I surbibed it.
It’s ok, I hab a big proclomashun to make tomorrow, so it’s good to be clean and more presentable for it.
Eben Presidents hab to shop for giant teebees for their mom, but these people behind me got all ob them! Now I hab to try another store…