I hab spent alot ob time dis week in my Presidenshul Finkin’ pillow, and it’s a little stressful. Although I am already President, the ceremony is dis week, and I still hab to make all my cabinet announcements and write my speech, so I fink I need some extra snacks and hugs to get me fru dis. “Hey, secret serbice! Please bring the donuts in here!”
Dis is President Fibbs reporting for MNN news, here from Califorbia wiff some sad news today. Dis is a presidentshul matter because he libed in a Nashunal park. My friend and iconic Califorbia drive-through tree, Cecil, fell down duirng our last rain storm and hurt himself real bad. He lubbed being a tourist attracshun and talking to all the people dat drove fru him. On his behalf, I am here to warn eberybody to be berry careful about the weather, because bad rain, winds and snows can be dangerous. So be extremely careful out there, whereber you are, open a window before you go out and if the air hurts your face, maybe you should stay home in your sock. And always remember to store your donuts in a dry, safe place.
Back to you in the studio…
(off-camera) Where is my secret serbice?!? Somebody get me a towel!
Not now mom, first ob all, Milo is hoarding all the cookies! Dis is not a good look. Can’t you take a picture later??
It’s time to actibate your calemdars!! Dis is not a drill!! Go, go, go!!
Now we can finally tell you what gifts we gab our mom (aka as MM) and dad (MD). Dis present is from me, Milo and Wimby too… it’s our lub. It didn’t all fit in dis box, but it all fits in our hearts and you know it’s always there.
We also got them a big screen teebee, but they wanted us to keep it in our apartment to Hype (dats Skype from Heaben if you don’t know) wiff Marty and Wimbley and watch mobies.