I’m still wearing my ears today. I fink they look great, and it helps me hear you better.
Happy Easter Eberybunny! We are habbing a big Easter egg hunt on the White House Lawn today, you can come and look for eggs. Both the chocolate and regular kind. It’s fun, and both are delicous. We might we hab some ob those Cadbury eggs dat are half chocolate and half egg. Maybe some dinosaur eggs too, just to make it interesting.
Fank you to Minae Noji and Eminence Priestley for our Easter eggs and stuff, they are making us look eben awesome then usual. We appreciate it a bunch!
Milo, remember dis is a Presidenshul secret and you can’t tell anybody. Natshunal security fings are highly classified and important. I’ll let you know when it’s ok to say it, ok?
Fank you to Dexters Creature Comforts for responding so quickly to my letter and sending ober the user manual last night. We got it figured out and hab determined it was user error. Great customer serbice! It’s working perfectly now.
Now we are going to hab a nap and secret Presidential conference. See you later….
Dear Dexters Creature Comforts –
We recently accquired seberal of your cuddle cups wiff space and science fabrics. As adbertised, they are indeed broccoli free, and berry well made. The construction lebel is top notch, the comfort lebel is high, howeber I do hab one complaint. These are adbertised as habbing plenty ob room for two, but I do not find dat to be the ways fings are. While there is technically room for two to fit comfortably, I seem to be habbing problems wiff dat functshun. Please adbise.
Yours truly – Dis Milo
We seem to hab found ourselbes in quite a situashun… but don’t worry, we will eat our way out!
Sometimes late at night, I like to sit in my cup, hab a yogi and fink about stuff.
