Hai you guys.  I had my first baff, and to be honest, I was kind ob liking it!  But then I got out for a second, and den I slipped head first back into the baff!  Dat part wasn’t as fun, but I recobered pretty quick and the remainder ob the baff was nice.  I got extra dry time and kisses, so it was worff it.  I enjoyed arting, so if we hab to baff after it, dat’s ok.  I had to take a baff anyway since after we arted we went to the royal wedding, so I had to smell good!  Some people might fink I look like a drowned rat, but no one was trying to drown me, I just slipped, so don’t run on slippery counters.  Good fing I didn’t hab scissors.  – Dis Augie


















 












Remember when we did art class last week?  Well, dis is what happened next… our first baff.  It wasn’t SO bad, but it wasn’t so good either.  We had been warned by friends about baffs, but if you relax, it kind ob feels good and we smelled berry good afterwards.   Dis Cosmo.





 






Hey guys – it’s me, Augie!!  I’m back!!  I was stuck in Camilla’s hat, and someone tried calling nine-elebenty, but that didn’t work, so I just rode around wiff her in the fancy car for awhile, and we got to the wedding recepshun which was in a big fancy hall with so many snacks!  I don’t know where Bean and Cosmo went, I didn’t see them anywhere. I was starting to panic, but then Camilla bent down to get a finger sammich, and I hoped off the hat onto the snack table and helped myself to a piece ob wedding cake.

George Clooney got a little tipsy, and Elton John sang a song about cake.  I don’t fink I was the only one that snuck in, there was a lady named Bictoria that looked like she was supposed to be at a funeral instead – she didn’t smile at all.

Anyway, after about 45 minutes, I was ready to go, and Cosmo and Bean still hadn’t found me, so I did the summoning dance Kebin the platypus (no relashun to Dr. Kebin) told us to do when we need him, and it worked! He swooped right down and I climbed in and he took me home.  I hope my brothers sabed some dinner for me!




Uh-oh… ummm…. guys!  I was napping in dis hat, and when I woke up we were not in the church anymore, and I don’t see Cosmo or Bean anywhere.  Halp!  Dis Augie, please call nine elebenty!

“Pssst….Bean!  Ober here, it’s me Augie.  Me and Cosmo hab a plan. I fink we can get in to see the wedding if we sneak into your present box.  What do you fink?” – Augie


“Oh my, I fink dat might work. Ok, get in quick, but don’t squish the present!”


“Are you guys ready, we can go in now… remember to be berry berry quiet…”


I hope they don’t make us go through a x-ray machine, and I hope we don’t get caught by the fuzzy hat guys and get thrown in castle prison. 


Ok you guys… let’s go!  Once we get in there you guys can come out and hide in someones hat.  I fink I see Prince Harry in the window ober there.  I bet he is nerbous too.

We took our new flying platypus ober here to England after Bean got a last minute inbite to the Royal Wedding (it’s kind ob rude not to gibe proper notice don’t you fink?).  Me and Augie didn’t get an inbitatshun like King Bean did, but here we are here and we want to go to the wedding too!  Lots ob guys in fuzzy hats around here, it’s not going to be easy.  Augie, come here…let’s make a plan.  I hab an idea.


“I fink that is a good plan Cosmo! But what if we get caught?” – Augie

“Dis is what we hab to do…”  [whispering]


“It makes me nerbous, but lets do it!” – Cosmo

“Ok, let’s go tell Bean.”


“This is gonna be fun!”  – Augie

When it comes to art there is no wrong way to do it, eberybody has their own techniques. My brothers used more ob a hand plop method, while I employed more ob a tail swoosh and a little ball drag technique, which was pioneered by President Fibbs.  Dis Bean.




 

  

It’s hard to stare at a blank canbas and then get inspired to art some greatness.  I’m pretty sure I did it though.  Dis Augie.