Vermont Bizness

Here we are in Bermont!!  It’s so pretty here, the leabes are colorful ALL year long. Science can’t explain that, maybe it’s magic.  I was looking for a pile ob leabes to jump in, but I found a fluffy pile ob maple flabored cotton candy to play in instead.  It looked like a cloud, but it collasped when I jumped on it and I hit my butt on the ground.  Don’t worry, it didn’t hurt, but the lesson is when you see somefing, you can’t judge the viscosity ob it by looks, like a cloud.  Sometimes our eyes betray the science ob reality, but I digress.  I fink I will talk to Fibbs and see if he wants to add a cotton candy annex to his Fibbs Frosty Freeeze and Donuts here in Bermont.  I fink it will do well.  It’s so yummy and melts in your mouff.  It sticks to your butt too, if you jump in it.  It’s better just to eat it.

Augie found a picnic wiff a whole table ob maple candies and Cosmo made a new friend, a black bear named Humbearto, at least that is what we thought he said because he was talking wiff his mouff full.  By the time Cosmo got to the picnic Humbearto had eaten all the food. Cosmo didn’t say anyfing and just ate the crackers he had in his pockets ob his fancy pants.

Fank you so much Linda Williamson for the fun times in Bermont and the extra stuff to gib our mom and dad!!


 

 

 

 

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Maine Bizness

We weren’t going to do any more trabel before we granulate, but then we decided we were because Bean had an idea about how to improbe the trabel juice so we had to test it out – for science.  It did knock about 1.5365 seconds off the trabel time, but I fink we can do eben better. Our first stop today is Maine and we didn’t do the usual fings like go catch a bunch ob fish on a boat because we thought the fish probably wouldn’t like that, so we hung out in town instead, did a little window shopping, had lunch in a fancy historic hotel.  3 course lunch ob kale salad, corms and taters for the entree and booberry yogurt surprise for dessert!

Cosmo went looking for a mobie theater so we could all go see the new Star Wars mobie.  The picture ob Cosmo is in the parking lot because we like the urban art colors on the wall – art can be all sorts of fings in all kinds ob places, eben parking lots.

Fank you so much to Maffew Deblin and Kelly Yellow for the Maine bizness.  Are you going to join us for the mobie?? – dis Augie, you hab our digits?

 

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New Flabor and Snacks ob Lub

We hab a new flabor ob biscuits to try – Garden Select Flabor AND new snacks, baked treats wiff apples and nanners by Oxbow (the makers ob Presidentshul Biscuits).  The snacks they are shaped like hearts so I fink they must be filled wiff lub, besides the apples and nanners.  It’s always exciting to try new snacks, don’t you fink?
#rats #snacks #oxbowsponsored #martymousehouse


Let’s try it!!


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Bizness Class

Today we learned the basic techniques ob stapling, taping and paper clipping, basic office stuffs.  Paper clips are great for Internashunal Bizness, it’s tricky though because they can crease the paper, so you hab to do it carefully or it will be a mess.  Stapling is good for almost eberyfing and better than clipping, but it’s good to know the back up practices just in case you run out ob stables or somefing.  Taping is good for some stuff if you don’t want to put holes in it wiff staples, but sometimes it’s not strong enuff.  It’s all kind of complicated.

We only hab a few more classes before we granulate!  We will get to our adbanced stapling classes wiff the red stapler dis week I fink.  Exciting stuff is coming.  – dis Bean


It’s berry serious bizness.


I clipped these bizness papers together so they don’t get lost.


Cosmo was more interested in snacks, but his pursuits seem to be more artistic anyway, so dats ok.


Staple Eberyfing!!

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Monday

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Lazy Saturday

We’ll get up and talk to you later, k?

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Nebraska Bizness

Our last stop for the dis part ob our midwest bisit is Nebraska!  It’s pretty fun here, and the people are berry nice.  Augie went to see a place where they made a Stonehenge out ob cars, but he couldn’t figure out how they got them up there.


It just so happened a big meeting ob world leaders were habing a conference about Nashunal Parks and climate change at the Chimney Rock Historical site, so King Bean gab up his plan ob sitting in the fields eating corms to attend and try to sabe the world.


And me, Cosmo…I went to the mobies in Lincoln NE!  I really like mobies and might be a mobie rebiewer and other fings cultural. Maybe I hab tummy buttons to hold up my fancy pants for a reason.

‘Scuse me for a sec…  Don’t forget the popcorm!   “Yes, I want a large please.  Where is the butter blower?”   Ok, well I gotta go, the show is about to start.  After it’s ober hab to hurry home to celebrate the last few hours ob Donut Day!

Fank you Jennifer Schreck!  If you can get here in fibe minutes you can watch the mobie wiff me.

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Missouri Bizness

Our midwest adbenture takes us to Missouri next.  “Show Me!” you say.  Ok, I will.  Dis me, Augie.

Cosmo went to Weldon Spring to bisit the Nuclear Waste Adbenture Trail. Dad called and said don’t stay long and risk getting any radiashun – it might make him an AmFibbian. I fink dat is a good idea, because you neber know wiff nuclear waste, it doesn’t seem like a great idea to make a tourist fing out ob it.  He said it was fun to see it though.


Eben though the Arch is the obvious fing to see in Saint Louis, I wanted to see it.  I went up to the top of it and my hands got so sweaty from being up so high. I fink I could see my house in CA from there.  I could see into the stadium where Bean was playing baseball too. He was a designated hitter for the Cardinals, and some ob them were surprised because he did berry good and hit it ober the fence. After the game we went and had toasted rabioli and frozen custard to celebrate the win – it’s what you do in Missouri!

Fank you Ashley Frerking!!

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Indiana Bizness

Our next stop on the trabel juice was Indiama.  We are going to see how far we can go wiff one batch ob juice.  We still need help wiff 13 states for bizness, so check out the list and help us if you can.  Anyway, our mom was telling us about dis place she went when she was about 12 called French Lick.  Dat sounded really tasty and we lub to lick stuff.  So we went to the French Lick Resort, and our welcome was amazing! Dozens ob people surrounded us and wanted to take our pictures, asked us qwestshuns and wanted to do selfies.  Then the staff started bringing us all kinds ob tasty stuff to lick, it was like a dream a come true.  Maybe it was dream, but I don’t fink so because we hab these licenses to probe it.

Fank you Kristi Wood Johnson for dis tasty Hoosier Bizness trip!

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Oregon Bizness

Today we had science class again and got to practice our formula for trabel juice.  We did a trial batch and it seemed to be ok, so went to do some more bizness!  Our friends Molly and Ena gibbed us Oregon bizness, so we went there first.  Cosmo went to Grants Pass to bisit some bears by Ebergreen in downtown Grants Pass, they are aren’t the scary kind, and he said they were really good listeners.  Augie went to Crater Lake and did some pea fishing (no luck), and I (dis is Bean talking) went to Rogue River Hell’s Gate jet boats and rode in a big boat wiff a motor.  I’m not sure if I liked it, it was kind ob like a baff and the boat went really fast.  It was fun, but it was scary.  I might hab to do it one more time to be sure.

They also gibbed us some Marionberry jam (I’m just glad it wasn’t Mariontwigsandberries jam), so we all went for a picnic and ate crackers and jam and talked about the state ob the world and all the kinds ob cheese in the world and also about ice creams. We were berry careful, because we could tell that jam was a baff waiting to happen, and nobody wants dat.

Fank you Molly and Ena!!  We hope you enjoyed your bisit wiff us – we had a fun time in Oregon!  See you again soon.  xo

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