Mom!!! What are these?? Can we hab some?? We lub nanners!! #oxbowsponsored
Yes!! Oxbox Nanner Treats make me happy…
The Candy Corm Elf lubs them too!
It’s a dark and windy night. You are laying in bed, and you hear a noise coming from across the house. Your heart skips a beat. You’re scared but you have to go see what it is. Things keep crashing down… As you get closer to the commotion, you take a deep breath and flip on the light.
It’s the Candy Corm Elf searching for residoo! So of course you hab to gib him some.
Late last night we were habbing a local unicorm meeting (not a full on conbenshun, just a meeting like we do sometimes to talk about unicorm stuffs) a loud knock on the door startled us from our snack time. I (dis Augie) went to the door to see who it was, and asked for the password. She didn’t know it and her horn was kind ob weird looking, but she seemed nice, so I didn’t slam the door in her face as article II secshun 45c ob the Unicorm Rules and Regulashun book states to do. It may seem harsh, but unicorms hab to take security berry seriously these days. Her name is Molly and was really nice. We couldn’t let her join the meeting wiffout the password tho (rules are rules), but we gab her a yogie and talked to her for a bit and watched a mobie together – just didn’t talk about any unicorm secrets.
