Candy Came Elf News Bulletin

Oh hai.  Dis the Candy Came Elf!  I just wanted to let you know, in case you hab been waiting to get a calemdar – we are running berry low on wall calemdars!  Trabel and Adbenture is already sold out, and we only hab one Art calemdar left.  Memes and Rats in Hats are less than 10.  We hab plenty ob desk calemdars.

Looking for a great stocking stuffer?  Try some Magic Beams or Lub Beams!  We are out of green beams right now, plus those big cans don’t fit in stockings berry well, they are heaby and make the stocking fall down.

Bisit the Store ob Cute Fings for all your holiday needs!   Click HERE:  https://martymousehouse.bigcartel.com/

P.S.  We hab been so busy wiff beanery bizness we habn’t finished drawing the art raffle winners yet, but will finish dat dis weekend, eben if humans hab to help. And if you ordered beans, we are waiting on more shipping supplies, apparently there is a holiday delay on delibery ob those!   Fanks for your patience.

 

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The Return ob the Candy Came Elf!

HellllooooO!!!  Here I am!!

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Augie’s Cosmopolitan Beanery

Wiffout further ado…we are proud to announce our new Internashunal Bizness…. Augie’s Cosmopolitan Beanery!!  We hab worked really hard on it!

What do you sell at Augie’s Cosmopolitan Beanery you might ask.  Well, we got all kind ob beams!! Coffee beams, green beams, magic beams, lima beams, naby beams, jelly beams, kidney beams, pinto beams, soy beams, cannellini beams, fava beams, garbonzo beams, red beams, and Augie’s Lub beams.  We know eberyfing there is to know about the beam bizness!   (AC Beanery logo merch is coming soon)

We are really excited about it, and fanks in adbance for supporting our new bizness.  Our brick and mortar locations opened last week, and beams were flying off the shelbes – we hab sold out ob most beams, but we hab two ob the best sellers left – Augie’s Lub Beans and Magic Beams – ready for you in a CYBER special deal.  They make great stocking stuffers!!

Click here for our Grand Opening CYBER Monday (& Tuesday) deal wiff FREE SHIPPING!    (Sorry, US and Canada only)

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Fanksgibbing Leftobers

Mom woke us up from our nap yesterday to hab some Fanksgibbing dinner, that was ok though – it was worth it!  We had turkey, smashed taters, coms, butternut squash and green beams!  Yum!!  I hope there are leftobers today.  And pie.


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Pies

I’m baking pies today!!  It’s rainy and a little chilly so I hab my holiday scarf on.  I’m making a punkin pie… and a lemon pie for mom (since we can’t hab citrus), and a cheese yogi pie, my faborite!  I made the crust from scratch and rolled it out to put in the pie plate.  Baking is kind ob hard, but it’s really fun!  Ok, I gotta get back to it.  Timing is eberyfing!



“Cosmo you look so cute baking!!!  Smile for a photo!”

Ok…
**cheeeeeeese!”  

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Fanksgibbing shopping wiff Cosmo

They opened the doors and I AM SHOPPING!!!  Dis is so much fun.  I hab a long list to get and sometimes I hab trouble reaching the higher shelbes, so it takes me a little longer.  Fankfully it’s not too crowded yet.  Once I get all the groceries home we all need to start cooking.  I’m going to make a pie.  Maybe some smashed taters.  Ok, I gotta go focus on my shopping, and get my coupons ready for checkout.  It’s always smart to sabe monies where you can.


I am buying so much I needed to get a second cart for all the froots and beggies….

HAPPY FANKSGIBBING!!!

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Fanksgibbing shopping

Good morning eberybody!!  It’s Tuesday ob Fanksgibbing week and we are planning a big feast so I hab my turkey hat on and am up like an early bird – I don’t care about worms though.  My brothers are still sleeping, so I grabbed the keys and drobe myself to Ralphs. Nobody is here yet, the sun just came up and the parking lot is empty.  The grocery store isn’t open, so I’m waiting in the car listening to the radio until they open the doors, then I’m going SHOPPING!!!  dis Cosmo.

P.S. Fanks to Eminence Preistley for dis hat.  (It’s pretty heaby though, you might be hearing from my counsel.)

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#teamcake

#lettucerecall  #teamcake

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