I can’t do a fambily portrait now mom, I’m watching the Bikings wiff Dad.  It’s an important game.  Could you bring me my lucky underwear??

Ummm… it’s not really a good time for us.  Could you come back later?  We are in our Unicorm Conbenshun planning meeting right now.

Smashed taters are our faborite!!!


Mom, please don’t post dis one, I hab horrible bed-head!

Hai.  Dis Cosmo.

We got some tortenelli’s for being good boys at the doctor today!  Bean’s would hab been real cute, but it’s all fuzzy.

2020 : Year ob the Rat….starts NOW!!

Come on out, they said.  It will fun, they said.  I hab been sitting here waiting for fireworks for hours, and we still hab six hours to go.  I’m cold, I’m hungry and dis hat is really heaby.  I wanna go home and hab a nap and some snacks.  The year ob the Rat will be great, but I can’t see it from here anyway.  Dis Bean.