Sorry – eben for us, dis joke is so cornea!

Today at school we are doing lite brite art and trying to turn it into a programming language to run a bigger computer. I just like playing wiff the lites and making flowers.

We are home from Begas – Fish didn’t get married, and belieb it or not, we are hungry again.

It’s me Waffles wiff a report on our Internashunal Bizness trabels to Nebada. Begas habs been a whirlwind! So far we hab eaten at three buffets – the Wynn buffet, which was delicious, they had eberyfing and it was a cute garden enbironment, then Ceasers Palace buffet and we eated all we could eat there – the trick is not to fill up on stuff like salad, and the Wicked Spoon for a late night buffet snack. Then we bisited the neon grabeyard to see all the old signs, and we watched the fountains at the Bellagio, and we met Elbis downtown at Fremont Street and he told Fish he could perform a wedding for him someday, and he thought dat would be pretty cool. We had another Buffet at The Mirage and saw the tigers and dolphins they hab there in the back yard and now we are going to see a show and probably hab another buffet after the show.

Hey, where did Fish go? Anybody see where he went?

Fank you to Margie Rick for helpin us wiff Nebada bizness!! 

After school today, we headed to Las Begas wiff our new Nebada bizness licenses. Ok, we gotta go – we’ll post more tomorrow wiff updates!

Fank you Margie Rick! Want to meet us at a buffet? We are going to go to ALL ob dem.

P.S. don’t worry, the littles are wiff us too!

Baxter made delicious waffles, and a good time was had by all on Waffles Day!


Happy Nashunal Waffles Day to ME!! Baxter made waffles for eberybody!

Guess what?!? It’s Nashunal Waffles Day today so I sneaked down to the kitchen and I’m going to make waffles for eberybody today – especially Waffles! I gotta hurry. Does anyone hab a recipe? I hab flour and sugar. I fink that’s a good start.


‘Scuse me. I would like to hab a show too. I fink I can do a good one.