Internashunal Bizness Alert! If you ordered one ob our limited editshun “Winter Hats” magnets it will arribing in your magic box sometime soon. Ok, we gotta go now, dis is kind ob heaby.

We don’t always stay in socks during sock days, but it’s cold today and it’s berry comfy in here and I don’t want to get out.

I would like to make a complaint to the head office ob MSOB. I got in trouble today for wearing dis hat to class because the teacher said it was making too much noise and causing a distractshun, but I feel the need to express myself and today I felt loud. Where can I find the formal complaint forms??

Dis Reuben by NAIA. Age 7.

We did some arting today wiff our cousin, Naia. It was great – she’s pretty good at drawing us eben tho we didn’t sit still berry good. You might remember she drew Beez last year wiff a crown.. Arting is always fun!

As we all boldly ride into 2024, I just wanted to wish you all good healff and good luck in the New Year!

dis Fish, by the way. I learned how to ride a motocycle so I could get to my meetings ob the Secret Order ob the Nocturnal Water Buffalo – Chapter Elebenty easier.  We’re habbing one tonight if you want to come, it’s at the Cheesecake Factory.  But we should be home by 8:30 to put on our jammies and hab snacks and go to bed and eat more cheesecake.

Happy 2024 eberybody!!

I bolunteered to come to New York City to scope out the Times Square situashun for New Years Ebe. I fink normally I would lub NYC, but there are soooo many people right now, and I’m tired, and eberyfing is sticky. I’m going home and recommending we just celebrate at home wiff Teddy and wear our pajamas and hab snacks. Then we can actibate our calemdars at midnight!

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Dis Chef Baxter. Today I made some Wimbley cookies for my friends, I forgot to take pics ob the making part, I just hab the finished part, but I hab to go now and do the eating part! They taste really yummy. They hab chocolate and flower and sugar and eggs, but not scrambled ones, and you coat the outside with power sugar.