It’s chaos!
Oh hai. Sorry we habnt been around much dis week, we hab been taking care ob Barry. He went to a ‘spa’ about a monff ago for what was billed as a refreshing procedure dat would make you feel lighter and happier – and then came back wiff his berries in a jar. He wasn’t too happy about dat and left dat spa a stern Yelp rebiew. Last week he had to go back to the ‘spa’ to get an infecshun cleaned out, and then he had to go back today again for more serbices they claimed would ‘restore your youffful glow’ and make you feel like ‘you’re sleeping on a cloud’. He said it was more lies, he habs to heal up again, but at least he’s back at home wiff us now and hopefully he will heal fast and fings will get back to normal, because we hab some trabbeling to do!
The moral ob the story is neber go to a spa if you want to keep your berries.
I boted today. I wrote in President Fibbs for pretty much eberyfing. Boting is a right and a responsibility. Plus they gib you a sticker and a camdy.
It may hab been sock day today, but it was also Snack Day!! So we got to try somefing new and exciting – it’s a cheesy noodle! Oh man, I fink they are on to somefing wiff dese.
We got some mouse sized mail in the magic box today. Fank you Cindy Goehring! We can’t wait to see what it is…
It’s leap day.
An extra day just comes out ob nowhere? Where did it come from? Who is behind dis?The concept kind ob freaks me out so I’m staying in the drawer…
Oh no, our faborite tb station went off the air, I don’t know what to watch now. What are your faborites?
Dougie… is dat you?? Are you trying to tell me somefing?? You need to get out ob here or someone will eat you!
Mom, you can gib me the whole fing, really, I’ll just hab a tiny bit and sabe it for later, and then share it wiff…. **shoves huge bite in his mouff**
Dis monff’s Ratty Box took us on an out ob dis world adbenture!
When we opened it, we immediately found dis space ship and Waffles didn’t eben read the manual before he started pushing buttons and it started to take off! We watched from the monitor, and it looks like an aliem was in the ship, and either the aliem was falling out and Waffles sabed him, or he pushed him out – we can’t be sure and Waffles isn’t talking…I fink he’s in shock.
Baxter had a smoother ride and saw some astronauts, and after his flight he came back to hab some Martian Munchies and take a nap in the cute space aliem hammock!
Fank you Ratty Box – berry fun box dis monff!
(also included a snack wheel – not shown)
