Fanks to eberyone who offered to help me study, Baxter, Dougie, Barry and lots ob you… I hab been up all night in my sock all night reading and sleeping and snacking – I would read for awhile, then it would make me sleepy, so I would hab a nap, then I get snackish, and do it all ober again so many times. I hab my finals soon, so we’ll see how it goes. I know a few more fings now den I did yesterday.
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I’m studying real hard, but it’s hard because I keep finking about snacks.
We only hab a small time left before granulashun and I’m not doing berry good in one ob my classes. If I don’t do better I might not get to granulate wiff the class… I hab one more chance to pass the class but I’m so scared and stressed. Fankfully Baxter and Barry said they would help me – they are boff berry smart. Wish me luck.
I’m here waiting for our meeting ob The Secret Order ob the Nocturnal Water Buffalo: Chapter Elebenty meeting to start. It’s still raining, but nocturnal water buffalos like rain – water is right in the name. And we are inside anyway where it’s warm.
It takes awhile for people to file in and do the secret handshake and blood oaff (if you habn’t already, some people already hab). It’s going to be a packed meeting tonight wiff lots of fun fings to discuss and lots ob snacks are coming. I’m excited, are you excited? If you hab somefing you want to discuss, like a pamcake breakfast or somefing, please raise your hand.
Picturing is like writing. You know how they say “write what you know”? Pictures are like – take pictures ob what you see. Today we saw lots ob rain.
Good afternoon. Dis Ted Baxter reporting from soggy Souffern Califorbia. We hab an atmospheric riber stalled ober the area dat has dumped trillons ob gallons ob water on us, causing some real problems wiff flooding and mudslides across the region. Here at MMH we hab secured our snacks in a dry locashun and hab an alternatib power source ready in case power goes out. It’s cold and wet outside so if you hab to go out be sure to wear your rain hat and coat to keep dry. Don’t dribe fru standing water because you can get stuck. You might fink you won’t, but you probably will and then you’re in big trouble and someone habs to come rescue you and they hab enuff stuff to do already.
Hab a bucket and mop handy for any leaks and otherwise stay safe and dry and enjoy being inside wiff the rain. It’s going to last a few days, so buckle in and stay safe.
We know what the weather is eberywhere because we hab access to the SCMODS computer system, but if you want to gib your weather reporting name and say what it’s like where you are, you can be an MNN field reporter.
So lets go to our new reporters out in the field…
It’s almost time to granulate! The diplomas are ready…just a few classes to go and it will be time to triculate across the stage and enter the big world ob Internashunal Bizness…
Dis ratstronaut Fish reporting from Moonbase Alpha. I hab arribed and there appears to oxygen present as I continue my search for aliems and Larry. Dis is the last lebel ob our space training class for school. I forgot to bring the flag, but there is one here already, so I fink it’s ok.
*dis deluxe four lebel Moonbase was built by Dexter’s Creature Comforts – who beat out NASA and SpaceX for the contract – they build the most comfortable and strong moon bases you could imagine, wiff all the current broccoli repellent technology. They can build one for you too!
