Barry had been melting all afternoon—melting, he insisted, dramatically flopping onto the nearest patch ob tile floor like a Bictorian fainting goat. The summer heat had turned the house into a slow cooker, and no amount of fan-hovering or freezer-door-peeking could soothe his frizzled nerbes. So when the idea struck—Fentons!—he was up in a flash, ears perked and whiskers twitching with purpose.

Fentons was exactly the kind of place Barry loved when he needed to cool down and feel a little glamorous. The striped awnings, the jingling bell ober the door, the glass cases glittering wiff ice cream tubs in colors too cheerful to be real—it was like stepping into a time machine. An old-fashioned parlor, full ob promise.
Barry ordered a Black & Tan Sundae, because it felt like the right amount of drama: rich vanilla and toasted almond ice cream, smothered in both chocolate and caramel, wiff mountains of whipped cream and a cherry that Barry berry politely asked to hab on the side, because he didn’t like sticky paws.

Behind him, the soft clatter of spoons and laughter drifted fru the parlor. Barry didn’t notice. He was already halfway to ice cream nirvana, spoon in paw, ears slightly askew in pure bliss.

Outside, the sun still blazed. Inside, Barry sabored ebery bite like a tiny, shy mobie star on holiday—cool, quiet, and perfectly content.

I did some arting!

I was kind of amazed at the stylized print that came out of the effort!! It’s called block printing where you carve an image and then ink and stamp it onto a thick paper.

If you love it and want some rat art, or just want to support us and help us refill the vet coffers after Waffles, limited edition prints are available in the StoreObCuteFings.com.

“Rocket Rat — Limited Edition Block Print
Hand-carved & printed with love by the artist (MM)
Blast off into imagination wiff this charming hand-pulled block print featuring a bold little rat soaring fru space in a rocket ship! Each print is individually inked and pressed, capturing the energy and whimsy of a rat on a big space adbenture.

Title: Rocket Rat
Medium: Original block print
Complete size: 12″x12″
Ink: Archival black ink on bright white paper OR printed with color (blue/green/pink)
Edition: Signed limited edition

Perfect for space lovers, rat enthusiasts, and fans of adventurous art! If you are interested in a framed version, or shipping outside the US, please contact me.

Add a little lift-off to your walls — because every rat deserves to reach the stars.
Ships flat and protected with care.”

(Fanks to Wendy Glanville for the arting session!)

Reuben stirred in his sleep, his little paws twitching ever so slightly as a soft smile tugged at the corners of his face. In his dream, he was no longer curled up in the corner of a cafe in New York—he was gliding through the charming alleys in a small Italian village, the wind tugging gently at his ears.

They rode in a little blue scooter, naturally, with Reuben in the driver’s seat and Dougie tucked in a sidecar outfitted with cushions and a bell. They zipped through cobbled villages where old women waved from balconies and tossed them grapes. At a quiet vineyard, Dougie discovered a fondness for chilled lemonade, while Reuben happily nibbled at fresh focaccia under a fig tree. The pair marveled at crumbling ruins and sun-drenched piazzas, where Reuben insisted they pause for every espresso and every single scoop of gelato—“for research,” he claimed.

One night, they ended up in Venice, drifting in a gondola under a sky speckled with stars. Dougie hummed softly while Reuben leaned against him, watching reflections ripple in the water like soft memories. They spoke of time, of friendship, of the perfect cheese, and of never rushing through beautiful places or beautiful moments. When Reuben awoke back in his real bed—his travel dream fading like mist—he found a crumb of biscotti tucked under his whiskers and the unmistakable scent of lavender and lemon on the breeze.

Determined, he wanted to make dreams like this more of a reality.

Dis weekend, on the first ob summer ebening, the boys packed up their tiny satchels wiff snacks, maps, and extra socks (eben though none ob them wore socks) and headed off on a grand camping adbenture.

They set up their campsite deep in the forest with cozy tents shaped like s’mores and soft glamping teepees with pom-pom trim. Baxter popped his head out of his cookie tent, eyes sparkling with excitement. “Tonight, we roast marshmallows!” he declared.

Barry fluffed his sleeping mat wiff extra care. “Let’s not forget the chocolate. It’s not a s’more without it!” he said, holding up his perfectly stacked graham cracker supply.

Reuben, eber the practical one, built a felt campfire wiff just the right amount of glow. “We’ll take shifts watching for bears,” he said solemnly, nibbling a marshmallow just to test its freshness.

As night fell, they gathered around the “fire,” roasting marshmallows on tiny sticks. The s’mores were gooey perfection, and they giggled with delight between bites.

Suddenly, a twig snapped in the distance. All three froze. Baxter held his s’more mid-air. Barry slowly peeked out ob his tent. Reuben whispered, “Did you hear that?”

They dove into action—Reuben doused the pretend fire wiff water, Barry zipped the snack bag shut, and Baxter squeaked out the password: “CheddarCheddarCheddar!”

It was just a curious squirrel.

Relieved, they snuggled back into their tents. Baxter whispered, “Next time, let’s camp in the living room.” But deep down, they all agreed: nothing beats the thrill of the wild.

Except maybe the s’mores.

Fank you Ratty Box for the fun adbenture!


I was finking maybe I could lib in a beautiful tank among the other Fish, but I can’t hold my breaff that long.

Sometimes I get a little nerbous, and Teddy is a calming influence on me. Do you hab a teddy? You can borrow mine if you want, but just for a minit, ok?

I turned in my crown today for a cheps hat because we are making a chocolate chip cake! I fink it will turn out yummy.