Today we had grass class! It habs a formal name ob Horticulture, which you would fink habs to do wiff Horton, who Hears a Who, but oddly is doesnt, unless the Whos in Whobille are so small and in the grass where you can’t see or hear them. Our auntie Minae (#ratshavefeelingstoo) gabe us this wheat grass to us because she is so nice, and was growing some for our sisters Roux and Toupee. The best part ob class is that after we learned about it, we got to eat it! That’s the best kind ob learning, when it comes wiff a snack. dis me, Chip.
Today we learned about breakfast meetings, and toast – which Fibbs taught about in Internashunal Bizness Tip #5. But, just in case you don’t take your clients out for breakfast, you need to know how to make toast and you don’t want to burn it. Just in case you hab to hab a bizness breakfast, and don’t hab time to make pamcakes, it’s important to know how to make toast for your bizness associates. It’s best to offer seberal types ob bread to start wiff, then make sure you hab butter or jelly, or jam, or somefing to spead on the toast,wiff a knife – and do it carefully. Don’t pierce the toast! But if you do, don’t go to pieces if dat happens. There is no need to get hysterical, you can always get more toast. Remain calm and start another piece.
We hab been slacking in school a little bit, but we need to get back on track because we want to trabel! We are getting some great bizness licenses coming in, but after Bert’s failed trabel juice incident, mom says we can’t trabel again until we do more school and science to make proper trabel juice, so today we are back at it and organizing our work desk and getting ready for more classes. We are excited to learn all the fings about Internashunal Bizness!!