Hai, it’s me Nickels! We are so lucky we hab the best bet, and she comes to our house to see us! She likes to listen to our insides and check out our ears and stuff. I’m not sure why, probably to make sure nuffin is libbin’ in there or somefing. Sometimes she checks to see if we are ready for grabity and other space stuff. Turns out we are all good and ready for space trabels. Or earff trabels. Basically we are healffy and sturdy boys. Then we got a sticker for being so good. Fank you Dr. Peth!
Mom asked me if I was enjoying the Fibbs Cribb from @DextersCreatureComforts. Then Bert said “NO! It’s a Bert Yurt.” But no matter what it’s called, right now it’s a Chip Chamber!
It’s me, Wizard Nickels, here in the forest prackticing my wizarding mobes. I’m using my magic to summon the uniberse to help Teddy heal and feel better. I fink it’s working.
You can join in if you want, just say “Teddy heal and feel better – yogies, seals and ancient feather”. You hab to say it twenty times. I’m not sure about the translashun, but I fink that’s it.
Good afternoon, dis is Beesley Breeze reporting from our MNN offices here in the big building wiff all the antenneas and TB equiptment. I am saddened to report that Teddy has once again been attacked and maintained some pretty serious injuries. No witnesses hab come forward yet. Teddy crime habs been on the rise this year, so please keep your eyes open for unusual suspects and stay bigilant against biolent crimes. Teddy can only keep one eye open now, as he seemd to hab lost one. If you see somefing like this happening, don’t interbene yourself, call nine-elebenty to get help wiff the situashun. Teddy has been admitted into the hospital. We will keep you updated on his condition.
In other news, it’s all pretty bad, so lets just not talk about it. Be kind, gib your friends a hug and spread lub, just not cooties or the corona birus. Back to you…
Hai, dis Nickels Nibmbostratus, reporting here for weather. Some places it’s really hot, some places it gets cold at night. It’s raining alot in the souff, but not other places, and then half an hour later it can all be different again. Weather is hard. I don’t fink I want to do dis.
Maybe I can hab an opinion segment on stuff I’m finking about. Can I speak to someone in management?
